bucky the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose...
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bucky the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose...
they should invent a past that doesn't beat inside me like a second heart
AnaĆÆs Nin, from Linotte: The Early Diary of AnaĆÆs Nin, 1914-1920
jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily
It had been instinct, saving that old woman. If you had been a second slower, shown even the slightest hesitation, then she would have been killed by the oncoming truck. As it was, you ended up dropping your shopping all over the road and fracturing your ankle, but a few bumps and bruises were worth it if it meant saving someones life.
She had thanked you profusely, but eventually you had managed to escape her almost frantic gratitude, and slip away with the paramedics. You had thought that would be the end of it.Ā
Two days and a plane trip later, you were in another country, glad to be finally having the trip you had been looking forward to, even if you werenāt as mobile as you would have liked. Limping around was going to be a bother.
While you were carefully making your way down a side street, looking forward to resting in your motel room, you found yourself suddenly freezing in place. To your shock, the little old lady stepped into your line of sight, smiling happily at you.
āI wanted to thank you properly dearā The woman spoke, stepping closer to you.
You tried to speak in return, but your voice had been silenced and no matter what you did, you couldnāt move an inch. The woman smiled brightly, perking up.
āNow, what is it you desire hm? Wealth? hm no thatās not it, time? Close but noā¦ā She murmured to herself. She didnāt seem to need you to speak, seemingly grasping the answers from elsewhere, and ignoring your rising panic.
āLove? Oh! A soulmate!ā She perked up, practically bouncing in place.Ā
āYes! Yes! Perfect! A life for a life! How fitting! Very well, a soulmate it shall be!ā She tittered happily, appearance changing with every passing moment, no longer that of an old woman, but somethingā¦other.
The air seemed to thicken for a moment as she rolled her hands around each other, a strange thrumming power gathering and swirling around them, before abruptly slamming them into your chest. The world ripped itself apart from under you, sending you spinning and rushing through grasping darkness for what felt simultaneously like seconds and hours, before suddenly landing with a hard thump, uninjured, but sore.
As you groaned in pain and slowly opened your eyes, you found yourself staring up at someone you knew could not exist. They were a beloved favourite character of yours after all. Both of you shivered as something seemed to snap in place between you.
At least they looked just as bewildered as you felt.Ā
when i grow up i want to be unexplainable phenomena
Hot girl who groans like an 80 year old man every time she gets up
everybody shut up about clubs i dont care
-- caveman about to invent the spear
The goblin meets your eyes and nods in agreement, unable to believe this shit either.
women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.
I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything
franz kafka diary entries are haunting and relatable.
"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"
*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*
"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"
I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup
if men arent like this theyre worthless
āWhat is it that the child has to teach?
The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.
And the child is right.ā
ā Rabbi Tzvi Freeman
āWesterners are fond of the saying āLife isnāt fair.ā Then, they end in snide triumphant: āSo get used to it!ā What a cruel, sadistic notion to revel in! What a terrible, patriarchal response to a childās budding sense of ethics. Announce to an Iroquois, āLife isnāt fair,ā and her response will be: āThen make it fair!āā āBarbara Alice Mann