Q: why does your grammer and spelling randomly go in and out like that
A: TBI + PTSD, I got that thing where my brain sometimes just plays mad libs by itself this is why beta readers are gods
I do a lot of prompts/thoughts, everyone is more than welcome to take them and run (I wanna see the results thou 👀 ) I have the same policy with fanfic: it’s fanfic, lemme see them inspired works 👀 👀
Fanfics
Steddie
Small Town Rumors (Pseudo Dad Wayne Munson takes in a beat to shit Steve Harrington after Starcourt as an owed favor to Hopper.)
Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four
A03
Dart Diaries
Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five
Accidental Big Brother Phil Callahan with a Side of Steddie
Part One / Part Two
Lifelines (Gareth and Steve as Secret Cousins AU)
Part One / Part Two / Part Three
Door Prize/Sugar, Spice (and Everything Dicey)--Complete (Alt S4 where Dustin invites Steve to help out Hellfire during the annual Hawkins High School Holiday Bazaar. He shows up with baked goods in a Hellfire shirt, Eddie catastrophizes.)
Part One / Part Two / Part Three/ Ao3
Bonus
Cults of Personality: A Doozy of a Day (A reverse “Hellfire adopts Steve” wherein Steve + The Party Adopt Hellfire! Featuring Eddie “cannot fake being a heterosexual for his literal life” Munson and getting stuck in Hopper’s cabin.)
A03
Eddie Has ADHD Domestic Fluff AU --Complete
Part One / Part Two / Part Three
Adopt a Jock (Hellfire Adopts Steve in S2 AU)
A03
Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five 1 / Part Five 2
Part Six / Part Seven / Part Eight / Part Nine
Chokechain (Steve’s parents try to force him into an arranged marriage and no one quite understands their type of abuse towards Steve AU)--Complete
Part One / Part Two / A03
AO3 / Podfic by the amazing Rambling_Company
Backbone (Eddie incorrectly assumes Steve is taking advantage of the freshman and storms the castle to end their serfdom. Ends up taking care of a sick Steve instead.)
Part One / Part Two / Part Three
A03
Steve is a completely random teacher who ends up working remotely during the pandemic and the rest of the party is famous/infamous AU
Intro / Part One: Erica Sinclair / Part Two: Eddie Munson-Corroded Coffin
Merry Crisis (AKA After Dustin tricks Corroded Coffin into a white elephant exchange at Steve’s house Eddie becomes determined to solve the Mystery that is Steve Harrington )
Part One / Part Two
AO3
Whumpverse: Eddie finds a drunk and bloody Steve Harrington in a bathtub at Tina’s party three days after Starcourt. He incorrectly comes to the conclusion Steve is in an abusive BDSM relationship) on haitus
Windows / Parking Lots
Stobin Timeloop AU (with Steddie)
Bit One / Bit Two /
Rejected Stobin Time Travel AU Bit
Hungry: Werewolf (NOT A/b/o) AU on haitus
Part One/ Part Two/ Part Three/ Jonathan Interlude
AO3
Illustrated Bits and Bobs
Plaid Walls/ Blanket Forts
The actual fic on AO3
Uncanny Valley -- Eddie is sent in to retrieve a “dead” Steve Harrington’s car keys and class ring from the ruins of Starcourt. Problem is Steve isn’t dead--and Eddie knows it.
Part One
Oneshots
Indie Horror Filmmaker Eddie and Actor Steve AU Steddie
Steddie Meet-Awkwards
Outsider POV--'I didn't know where else to go' Steddie
Eddie as Stobin's emergency contact
Tommy & Carol make up with Steve after Starcourt, eventual Steddie
Steve & Eddie fight over Jeff
Logic Puzzle Master Eddie & Steve who has to solve shit to get his grandfather's inheritance AU - Steddie
Fake Punk Steve Steddie
Modern AU wherein Chrissy and Eddie liveblog their disappearance
Questionable Behavior (aka Eddie Gets his Cafeteria Rants Thrown Right Back At Him) Steddie
Steve and Robin Hold Hands when they Fight Steddie, Stobin
Eddie Gifts Steve a Ring as a Joke Steddie
Corroded Coffin think Steve, Nancy and Jonathan are serial killers AU
"You can't steal Wayne, Steve" - Steddie
Dread Lord Munson & Knight Commander Steve AU Steddie
Masks - Steddie
Corroded Coffin Hear Me Out Cake - Steddie
Steve is a member of the Clause (yes that Clause) Family Steddie
A03
In an alternate dimension, Eddie was Vecna’s sole survivor--This dimensions Steve crosses over to bring him home. Steddie
HOH Steve, “I learned to sign to tell him he’s wrong” Jonathan, and flabbergasted Eddie AU
A Steve who cannot buy his boyfriend Eddie's movie tickets all time, take him out to bi weekly dinners is a Steve who pivots, and makes trips the the closest hobby store AU Steddie
Fanfiction Steddie AU Steddie
Steve wakes up and casually kisses Eddie good morning. They’re not dating. AU Steddie
Werewolf AU, featuring Transmasc Gareth and protective Eddie & Steve
“Are we gonna get through a date where you don’t spend half of it trying to escape?” Steddie
“Steve had to save the guy’s life first, but once he did, Jonathan was a dead man.” Steddie + Greatwise
Eddie’s soulmark was burnt Soulmate AU Steddie
Mike is one of Steve’s kids, even if they both hate it-- Steve & Mike, Byler + Steddie implied
I technically don’t have time for this. BUT guess what, I did it anyway.
I also added a few tattoos to Eddie because I imagined this was at the start of the 90s ;) it was fun trying to think of something he would get in this context. So there is a devil holding The nail bat and on his calf the text from the ring in lotr. And also a small sword that was supposed to be Narsil (also lotr), but I got lazy.
sometimes you just gotta fuck up your sleep schedule by reading all 100k words of a fic you're not even enjoying, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise
Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.
A couple have people have asked if I am finishing out (any lol) of my fics so I figured Id just update that yes I am, works just got that "oh we promise we're thinking of hiring more people but lets keep drowning you in work" gun to my head rn and its unfortunately very soul sucking.
I've poked at a few things, and it might take a long time but itll get there.
Dustin, who wins the chance to have lunch with his favourite band and watch them practice for the upcoming tour, but he is a minor so it's a big no no for him to go alone. It would be very lame to take his mother with him so he goes with the best option: Steve.
Suddenly the day is less nerding out with his favourite band and more watching Eddie Munson try to get into Steve's pants
Based on this post by @nancywheelesbian @jinkies-brooms-scoob and @twosunson
“I can’t shake him,” Eddie exasperated as he dropped his bookbag into the empty chair next to Jeff.
“Who?” Jeff asked quietly. There was at least four other tables full in the library’s study hall, but he knows the librarian has it out for Hellfire.
“Harrington,” Eddie hushed.
“Steve?” Jeff asked surprised. The librarian shushed in their direction. Jeff lowered his voice. “That Harrington?”
“Yes,” Eddie stressed. “I — uh —“ he physically lowered himself towards the table as he lowered his voice. “Hooked up with him this weekend and now he won’t leave me alone.”
“Hold up,” Jeff wrinkled his brow. “You’re telling me golden boy king Steve — with you? And now he’s following you around?”
“Like a puppy,” Eddie whined. “The only thing that’s keeping him from here right now is wood shop.”
“Okay, I’m still wrapping my head around this,” Jeff said. “What do you mean you bagged — that and now he won’t leave you alone?”
“Yeah!” Eddie said throwing his hands in the air. “Exactly. I don’t get it either!”
“Boys!” The librarian hushed.
“Was he high?” Jeff whispered.
“I mean we smoked,” Eddie whispered. “But it was barely a buzz. It wouldn’t have affected Gareth and he’s a lightweight.”
“So what are you going to do?” Jeff asked.
“I don’t know,” Eddie groaned. “I’ve tried shaking him but he keeps finding me.”
“Does he got something against you?” Jeff asked. “Is he like — blackmailing you?”
“Jeff —“ Eddie looked around before lowering down on the table and voice so quiet yet high pitched panic. “He sucked my dick. I got more blackmail on him.”
“What?”
“Boys!” The librarian snapped. “One more interruption and you can leave —“
The two looked at each other before breaking out into shit-eating grins.
“Balls!” “Cock!”
“Get out!”
Eddie and Jeff scrambled to pick up their items before dashing out of the library laughing, forgetting the reason that they were kicked out in the first place.
———
Hawkins High was no exception to cliques, each table was practically assigned to a group. The jocks, band geeks, the popular kids, and Hellfire Club. There’s hardly any deviation. Except —
“Eddie!”
Eddie snapped his head up, watching Steve pass by his friends’ table to set his lunch tray next to Eddie’s.
“Missed you in English today,” Steve said, as if they normally interacted in their English class. Eddie looked over Steve’s shoulder to Tommy Hagan, who looked like he was about to explode.
“Yeah,” Eddie said. “Got kicked out of study hall. Took a little adventure into town.”
“You should’ve told me,” Steve pouted. Honest to god pouted. “I would’ve went with you.”
“Jeff went with me,” Eddie said, throwing his thumb over his shoulder to Jeff sitting beside him. He quickly glanced, catching Jeff’s wide eyes. The little shit didn’t believe him. “He’s my best friend since middle school.”
“Steve,” Steve said, introducing himself.
“Yeah,” Jeff nodded. “We — uh — share home ec together.”
“Right,” Steve said. “You made those killer brownies last month.”
“Yeah,” Jeff said. “There — uh — a special recipe of mine.”
“Did you make weed brownies in class?” Eddie asked.
“No,” Jeff grinned. “I made weed brownies without weed in them.”
“So not special special brownies,” Eddie joked.
Steve snorted his drink. It wasn’t even that funny of a joke.
“Hey.”
The table turned to Gareth’s big ass frown and Freak, standing at the edge of the table.
“What’s he doing here?”
“He’s Eddie’s new friend,” Jeff said. Eddie shot Jeff a glare. “He’s having lunch with us today.”
“Steve,” Steve introduced himself again.
Gareth sat down with a huff.
“Freak,” Freak kindly introduced himself. Steve glanced at Eddie wide-eyed.
“Frank is his government name,” Eddie explained. “Some dick in his freshman English class read his name wrong and it stuck.”
“A badge of pride,” Freak grinned.
“Nice to meet you guys,” Steve said.
“Thanks for letting me sit with you for lunch.”
“You can’t sit with your own friends?” Gareth sneered. Eddie guessed if anyone was going to ask Steve the obvious questions no one wanted to ask, it would be Gareth.
“I mean I can,” Steve shrugged. “Just wanted to spend time with Eddie.”
Eddie took another glance towards Tommy Hagan and his table. Eddie knew Tommy and Steve had a falling out and that Tommy seemed to follow Hargrove around, but after winter break the two seemed to be at least on talking terms when Hargrove wasn’t around.
Eddie felt a hand squeeze on his knee.
He jerked up, barely avoiding smashing Steve’s hand into the table.
Steve pulled his hand back.
Eddie kind of missed the touch.
“Sorry,” they said simultaneously.
“Okay,” Jeff interrupted, seeing the need to pull the attention away from Steve. “We need to figure out a set list for tomorrow.”
“What’s tomorrow?” Steve asked.
“Our first gig,” Freak grinned.
“Gig?” Steve asked. Gareth groaned.
“We have a band,” Eddie explained. “Metal — like heavy rock. We got hired to play at the Hideout. If all goes good, it’s gonna be a regular thing for actual money.”
Steve’s face brightened up. “Can I come?”
“Uh — sure,” Eddie said, his brow furrowed for a brief moment. “It gets loud.”
“I’ll find earplugs,” Steve said. The first bell rang. “Shit. I got a test coming up I need to study for. I gotta go. I’ll catch you later?”
“Sure?” Eddie said unsurely.
“Great,” Steve squeezed Eddie’s shoulder as he stood up. “Nice to meet you all. Can’t wait to see you play tomorrow.”
Steve grabbed his lunch tray and left, the boys all watching him as he took his tray to the return spot and leave the cafeteria.
“What the hell was that?” Gareth asked sharply. “Who does he think he is?”
“I don’t know,” Eddie admitted honestly. “This all started this morning. He’s following me around —“
“Like a love sick puppy,” Jeff said slowly. “Congrats Eddie. That’s your new boyfriend.”
