[toastbutteregg]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[gayscooters]

the goldfinch is not dark academia i don’t think theodore decker can even read

[ivankamarietrump-deactivated202]

mitt romney is a stupid mormon bitch who is desperately trying to rehab his image but i would like to see him kill ted cruz.

[bird-big]

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

[letmo-gerringuppercataracts]

[inkskinned]

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

[catchymemes]

[spector]

[noa-deactivated20210607]

babygirl i have symptoms you've never even heard of

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

What if the toys in toy story went to a catholic woman’s house and all of her figurines of crucified jesus started screaming out in endless pain whenever she left the room

[brucebocchi]

[anarchotolkienist]

Is Baba Yaga a girlboss?

[hootenanie]

yes <3

[llovinghome]

lambs running through the wild garlic

[livepasthope]

albums to stand in your kitchen having a breakdown to

[timeaway]

[lovingrot]

[58kill]

Crunch.

Crunch.

Rustle.

Crunch.

Tortilla Chip.

After Tortilla Chip.

After Tortilla Chip.

Lifestyle.