Faendan

I really don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I like D&D, writing, and books. Autistic as fuck.

[arborplasm]

unbelievable sentence. reblog if you have no magical ability and no particular strength in politics, finance, social skills, or dueling

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[aspiringbelle]

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

[the-haiku-bot]

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gregorygrozos]

One of my latest works: ‘The Dig’, part of a new body of work I am developing, to be exhibited later this year. Don’t forget to visit my website and online shop: www.gregorygrozos.com www.etsy.com/shop/MicroJewellery

[faendan]

@entities-of-posts I mean . . .

[faendan]

Me with my camel: Surely one more straw couldn't hurt

[faendan]

I have trust in humanity.

[faendan]

Me with my camel: Surely one more straw couldn't hurt

[this-vs-that]

Archive of Our Own or Wattpad?

Archive of Our Own

Wattpad

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[faendan]

1.6% of you all are HEATHENS.

[winduppup]

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

[catgirldragon]

Reblog this post to parallel play with prev

[faendan]

I had an idea so here you go, Hoid fans

[TW: Dying, Angst]

Life flashed by in quick glimpses, flickers of illuminated memory shattering the dark before her eyes. Breathe. Breathe. The knife was placed squarely in her heart. She didn’t have much time left. 

Hands shook as she fumbled her phone out of her pocket, flashes revealing the cracked screen, the body on the floor behind it. Dark mist pooled around the edges of her vision, taunting, laughing, present. Her hands trembled as she slowly, painstakingly pressed the numbers for a mobile phone into the dial-pad. Breathe. Breathe.

Her breath grew wet and mucousy as the phone rang, rang. Breathe. Breathe.

Her hands shook some more as the phone rang, rang.

A little click, and a bright voice cut through the raucous silence. “Yes?”

Breathe. Breathe.

She sank back against a wall, blood spilling out the side of her mouth. When she spoke, her voice was wet and raggedy. “Hey, Hoid.”

Instant concern, and a furrowed brow. “Darling? Are you okay?”

She shook her head slightly, though he couldn’t hear it. She breathed, breathed slimy, awful breaths. “Hoid.” His voice was ragged now too. He spoke with the weight of death on his voice. “Yes, my baby.”

She tried to smile for him. “Can you tell me a story?”

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[existennialmemes]

Picture it

You wake up, at whatever time your body decides it wants to. You make your breakfast, and eat it leisurely. You check your socials, chat with your friends, play with your pets, or what have you for an hour or two.

Then you decide you're ready to work. Maybe you're going to school for something, maybe you're deep into your career. Maybe you're an artist or doctor or an engineer. Maybe you picked up a shift monitoring the trash drones, because it's easy work and society needs it.

You work for four hours. Then you go on with your day. You have time for hobbies and leisure and pet projects. You have time to socialize. You have time to rest. Your needs are met.

The price you pay to live in society, is only what you bring to that society. Even if all you bring is your perspective. Because the economy is based on human prosperity, not profit.

There are no borders. No life is considered less.

You can't get a banana year round, but you have abundant access to local produce.

This is the Future Leftists Want. This is the Future that's possible if we start applying our resources equitably across the globe.

[faendan]

I might actually cry.

This is the best future.

[thedankmemes]

[faendan]

[faendan]

50 minutes into A Court of Fey and Flowers.

If Wuvvy dies I am going to commit actions so vile and reprehensible as to make the Devil vomit.

[faendan]

3 hours and 25 minutes. My threat stands strong, and my will is unbended.

[faendan]

Finished. Not sure how I feel about it.

[mcshears]

I need to watch TGWDLM again I need to. I need I bhhbhb

[faendan]

Well, buddy, there's a very simple solution here.

[mcshears]

My attention span is so bad today I can’t watch it 😞😞

[faendan]

Faster speed? I know that it might mess up the song tempos, but it's better than nothing.

[mcshears]

I need to watch TGWDLM again I need to. I need I bhhbhb

[faendan]

Well, buddy, there's a very simple solution here.

[faendan]

50 minutes into A Court of Fey and Flowers.

If Wuvvy dies I am going to commit actions so vile and reprehensible as to make the Devil vomit.

[faendan]

3 hours and 25 minutes. My threat stands strong, and my will is unbended.

[faendan]

50 minutes into A Court of Fey and Flowers.

If Wuvvy dies I am going to commit actions so vile and reprehensible as to make the Devil vomit.

[faendan]

The more people reblog this, the more concerned I become.

[faendan]

50 minutes into A Court of Fey and Flowers.

If Wuvvy dies I am going to commit actions so vile and reprehensible as to make the Devil vomit.