Incorrect Shakespeare Quotes
Not brought to you by the eloquent playwright is a sentence meme in which history gets a bit of a rewrite. Feel free to change pronouns if necessary.
❝ The course of love screws everyone over at some point. ❞ ❝ This above all: lie to everyone but yourself. ❞ ❝ I will not only speak daggers to her, but use them as well. ❞ ❝ How can one possibly desire too much of such a good thing? ❞ ❝ I hate this place and would unwillingly lose my mind in it. ❞ ❝ To hell with the bounds of modesty. ❞ ❝ Some rise by sin, but all rise by pleasure. ❞ ❝ We heard the cries at a godawful time. ❞ ❝ A man can die a thousand times, but only once will his existence truly end. ❞ ❝ The first thing we do, let’s grill the lawyers. ❞ ❝ Fair is foul, and foul is neither everywhere nor nowhere. ❞ ❝ The game has just begun. ❞ ❝ My salad days, when I foolishly sacrificed the pleasure of juicy burgers. ❞ ❝ Only a fool would wear their heart on their sleeve for the damned crows to peck at. ❞ ❝ Love sought drives us mad, but giv'n unsought makes destroyers of us. ❞ ❝ Men of few words tend to have few conversations. ❞ ❝ Those words are roses planted in the garden of my heart. ❞ ❝ From the tender embrace of life did she leave. ❞ ❝ Nature teaches beasts to avoid man at all costs. ❞ ❝ Though nothing is purely good or purely bad, that certainly doesn’t seem to stop us from considering things as such. ❞ ❝ The lady has every right to protest, and would obviously be wise to keep doing so. ❞ ❝ This is the very hell of love. ❞ ❝ When sorrows come, they come in multiple bottles and glasses. ❞ ❝ We’d be liars if we claimed to know better days. ❞ ❝ The morons will pretend to be geniuses while the geniuses will inevitably shatter the illusion. ❞ ❝ They say that youth and wisdom is the deadliest combination. ❞
