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Item: A Soft Pillow Rarity: ⏶ Common

What's your comfort game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Pokémon X&Y

Item: A Crumpled Manual Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you skip tutorials as fast as you can?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Only if I’ve played the game before lol

ryan-sometimes

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

ryan-sometimes

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

david-de-bergerac

silversoulstardust

let's put this one here as well

somecunttookmyurl

weirdnessdk

I fucking love it when people are OBVIOUSLY born to do that exact job! 🤣🤣🤣

coolfrogdude

you may take it. ONCE.

cannibalchicken

callali1y

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

tiktokswithoutjumpscares

itsnotwhatimlike

embarrassment has good bones

hazyinmyhead

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

yamada-ryo

elliespectacular

I think everyone born on this beautiful lush planet teeming with life understands intrinsically that Jeff The Killer could absolutely Jeff-The-kill you if you're Jeff-The-careless. But where we could use improvement is in understanding that sleep is a zero-sum game that all Jeffs, past present and future, are bravely fighting to maintain the balance of. So when Jeff J. Thekiller finally Jeff-The-gets you and puts you to eternal slumber, you know who wakes up? That's right. Jeff The Wiggle. If he's up and at 'em that means a sacrifice needed to happen somewhere. So if you see Jeff Wiggless sound asleep so cozy snug? Let him rest. And when the other Wiggles (who represent the fourseman of the apocalypse) are trying desperately to wake The Jeff Wiggle up, then watch out! You could be next!