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estrangedandwayward

Alternate name for Sunrise on the Reaping is actually "top ten things haymitch didn't tell katniss"

1. He was kinda friends with her dad

2. His birthday is on reaping day

3. He remembers her dad bringing her everywhere as a toddler

4. Louella

5. Mags was his mentor

6. Snow threatened him personally before the games

7. He and her dad used to swim in the lake together

8. Her dad punched peetas dad out of the way of a bullet at the reaping

9. Burdock and lenore dove were cousins

10. He played with play dough that her grandmother made

11. Her dad was a paulbearer at the Mega Funeral

12. Her dad literally pulled him away from the burning remains of his childhood home and took him to the victors village for the first time, and slept in the living room in case he came out

13. Him and her dad actually go waaaaay back and seem to have been childhood besties

14. Her mom knocked him out with sleep syrup afterwards

15. He was a bootlegger

16. They kept him in a birdcage and made people hand feed him through the bars at the afterparty

17. He's known effie for 25 years

18. He's seen footage of the other district 12 Victor

Oh yeah and he went into the games with a plan to blow up the arena

i-am-a-fish

they need to start selling horse milk in grocery stores

applepieandcupcakess

wtf is independence day? today is haymitch’s birthday

deafeningdreamobservation

i close tumblr then i open pinterest to scroll more tumblr.

sleeplessangel777

don’t pmo on my period i’ll write yaoi about you and your friends

welaughuntilourribsgettough

chud is only one letter away from chad and the only thing that has to change is u

bygojoo

downbad gojo x reader who pretends she isn't into him

based off THIS ask

candyflosslipgloss

being asked what i want for my birthday and suddenly I'm a minimalist who has never had a material want in my whole life

rosesinmyteasblog

"kids shouldn't be into politics"

politicians shouldn't be into kids, but here we are

6ear9er

tumblr algorithm pmo sometimes. no I didn't care about this post the last 400 times you showed it to me either

lordsausage

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it