[doublism]

california rent is so bad i had to move into the giant spider crab tank at the monterey bay aquarium

[faery-prinxe]

[nobodysdaydreams]

One of the strangest things about coming on this website is realizing that I’ve spoken with the “tumblr accent” my entire life, and just never realized it. Just causally making proclamations like “BEHOLD” and referring to anything mildly inconvenient as “my nemesis”. And it makes me wonder how many people irl just assumed I already was on tumblr.

[dorkysunflower219]

It’s time for Daniel Molloy summer

Getting really into a new and ambitious creative project

Doing drugs

Pretending I don’t have abandonment issues

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"grooms cake" (2006), eileen brown

[heavyonthechaos]

In the name of disability pride month start giving a shit about psychotic people NOW

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[ringringringmp3]

devil’s minion

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[dragongirlafro]

ok i know i'm one to talk but genuinely if you think 👍 or ❤️ is "passive aggressive" you might be spending a bit too much time on your phone jeez louise

[dragongirltitties]

who thinks 👍 is passive aggressive i read it as an old timey mobster going "on it boss"

[mollyjames]

Whenever I use thumbs up I'm sticking my hand out from under a pile of rubble, too exhausted to speak, but signalling I'm okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m tapping the feed to acknowledge the message like Murderbot

[baddywronglegs]

I use 👍in text exactly how I use it in meatspace: I concur in a way I am too autistic to put into words worth you consuming. "This response could have been an emoji" ass conversations you know. Say less 👍

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[nasa]

Celebrate Your Special Day With Hubble

This is the Veil Nebula, which Hubble saw on July 1, 2020.

Have you ever looked up what our Hubble Space Telescope saw on your birthday? (Or your anniversary, or your pet's adoption day, or...)

We've given our popular interactive page a new look — and, just as importantly, it now shows you five different cosmic sights Hubble was checking out on the day that you picked.

Take a look!

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[draconym]

Yesterday I was at my local antique store and I was chatting with the owner, with whom I've been acquainted for nearly a decade because I love buying people's used junk and I'm always in there, and he revealed that he has a husband who loves Victorian furniture.

This didn't surprise me but I also like to think that I obviously read as some flavor of dyke and I immediately wondered why he had never mentioned his husband in conversation before. "Why today, after nine years of stopping by this store on my way home from work?" I thought. Then I got home and took off my wallet chain and noticed the new charm I added to it last week:

Don't underestimate the power of cheesy little rainbow trinkets in building community, I guess

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[sapphling]

i hope everyone gets the drugs they want forever even if they don't need them (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[imaitetsuro]

Crazy For Love

[thevampirewednesday]