Fae's Fumbles

25, fae/faer/faes, eds sufferer, overworked mutt, this blog is kinda a mix of everything, minors dni cause there are nsfw posts and nudes of me, everyone else be respectful,

[faesfumbles]

ALL MY PICS SHOULD NOW BE UNDER #estellepics

DNI: if you hate people based on born characteristics. men can be decent but i know its rare. if you do have someone you hate and make a deal of you better back it up.

I've had a few blogs before but this is my new central one that'll be here to stay!! any other blog posting my pictures pls let me know!!

I work 45-50 hours a week on my feet, and commute by car so gaining weight is hard for me

starting weight 170 current weight 234, time gaining 14 months

I have a way to donate money just dm me or send me an ask

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

reblog if u like titties

[bunnymedley]

so much promising media ruined by having male protagonists when will it end

[seven-winged-liar]

deeply embarrassing getting into something that's rightfully popular and has been for some time. oh my god guys (gn) i started listening to this artist. i hadnt listened to any of her music before. her music is like Really good and I really fuck with it. oh who is it? her name is... mitski have you ever heard of her? this shit is crazy youve gotta take a listen

[serpexnessie]

Average Tomodachi Life Conversation

[chunkysoup22]

[dogpuppy]

[faesfumbles]

me with my ice creema breakfasts

[droolfang]

i would love to request.... a tiny fairy getting very stuffed and fat

can u even fly with those little wings anymore

[mosslawn1-blog]

@call-me-patheticc @faesfumbles

[faesfumbles]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG GOOOOOALLLLSSSSSS

[dogpuppy]

[bismuth-soup]

[babushkaat]

let’s hang on mama (of another species)

[faesfumbles]

@piggybennet is a scam blog

[faesfumbles]

i hate that nothing is tagged and i wanna go through and tag it all but theres so much😭

[voidpigsrevenge]

I think I want to start posting recipes! Educating feeders and feedees on cooking sound like a fun time.

[faesfumbles]

yesssss

[killadelphia]

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[cryoverkiltmilk]

#the ancient texts

... My reblog was only six years ago!

[bellypovs2]

if you ate so many "empty" calories, then why are you so full? 🫪

[lady-of-fangs-lyrlia]

Doggirl top but you have to take her to the vet. Doggirl top but she's cranky and bitey so you have to muzzle her. Doggirl top that gives the most pathetic whines in the car because this isn't the way to the park. Doggirl top you get a little embaressed over when it snaps at one of the nurses during check in. Doggirl top that has to be sedated to finally be examined.