singing a song for girls

in memoriam of records

[sangsang-tails]

shitty mesugaki fairy

[phantomtrax]

REBLOG to smack your mutuals with your tail

[reticentlybouncingonit]

The idea of your daughter’s daughter is really really good in every aspect except having the be a grandma about it now

[hbmmaster]

isn't it a little odd that the spell called "cure" just heals some amount of health whereas the spell called "heal" also cures you of any status effects

yeah it's so messed up

[librarycards]

just got kicked out of the omelas DEI office for asking why there are no former torture kids on the board

[librarycards]

they told me they had a "lived experience" subcommittee but it was just the torture kids' parents. tf.

[beesmygod]

one of the most embarrassing parts of the internet archive debacle was looking at the checkout rates for the artists involved in bitching the hardest and the loudest and the vast majority of them had been borrowed a single digit number of times. libraries, and even piracy, are not a barrier between you and millions of dollars, fame, and fortune. your barrier is public disinterest

[r8kirani]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

these people are so annoying omg why are you fantasizing about copyright striking someone

[innerchildabortionclinic]

MY biggest fear as an artist: thunderstorms. thunder loud and scary

[dogpuppy]

[hishochi]

[drawr] ドスコイ - 2012-11-06 20:10:40

[innerchildabortionclinic]

in the ideal world being a veteran gets you 10 more years or something

[sunshineandsparkl3s]

yes let's give these vets with PTSD an extra ten years cause why not

[innerchildabortionclinic]

^me accidentally defending a child molester because I respect the troops so much

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lovers lost in a forest

[ohnoitstbskyen]

[ohnoitstbskyen]

Oh what fun! Username Lotsofnumbers von Empty Blog wants to engage in good faith discourse and stimulating intellectual gamesmanship. Jeeves! Fetch me my typing gloves, the good ones with the lamb skin! And tell Baronness Widdershins that I shan't be attending the gala tonight!

[liliumamor]

うみにゃむ ※If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source!

[juniepops]

our age of this many is pollaps-- uhm. copapsing. c. collasping. copap-- it's um it's uhmmm. how do you say the big word. clolapsing. c. clo. u. uweeeeh

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

our age of this many is almost bedtime bye bye

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

[swagophile]

cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing

[swagophile]

She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)

[swagophile]

Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox