carpe said fuck blue lives

lucas 18 he/him i don't log on to argue i log on to be right

[sleepy-space-lizard]

[podcastsoutyourass]

[kaumnyakte]

[o-kurwa]

Alexa, we need guns

[afloweroutofstone]

The future looks like men giving their personal Amazon wiretap control over the storage of their gun collection and thinking its super epic

[italianamericanfanpage]

[sexhaver]

i love competitive overwatch drama dude. there’s a player whose handle is literally Slur and he’s currently in hot water and you’ll NEVER guess what for

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rhaenyrastormborn]

Listen. We can take the piss out of J*hn B*yega here where it’s safe. But PLEASE do not engage with his posts on twitter or Instagram because he WILL attempt to target you next. Please just block and avoid. Keep yourself safe. People have already been deactivating because they’ve received so much harassment from his latest post.

[princessnijireiki]

this is literally. SO funny

[official-mugi]

[johanrapper]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[male2lich]

I never download anything. Whenever I want something it just grows on my harddrive like mold.

[dailylilnasx]

[johnnydeppsdog]

[fortooate]

[cosed]

what is wrong. like with all of you.

[father-of-hope-and-fury]

[willieowinsbury]

whats “lab safety”? if im going to be a scientist i’m gonna look CUTE. if i get radiation poisoning that’s on ME.

[sacrificialcreature]

tender this tender that get a vibrator and make a coffee date with a friend youve been neglecting