nature, i guess

🐉annie | 24 | any pronouns🐉

[0912408179182]

I could be your girl boyfriend

[amygdalae]

still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

[amygdalae]

imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast

[amygdalae]

this post was so fucking funny I literally was just like “I like coyotes I think they’re cool” and so many people fucking hated it. Shut up I’m trying. To enjoy animal

[loccorocco]

Sofie and Lucia talking about the horrors of Windstad Manor

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[dumb4ss3s-deactivated20130218]

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

[tumblintuck]

I think on some level this isn’t even exactly a lie it’s sort of like when a 4 year old tells you that they can talk to dogs or they can fly when no one’s looking or whatever it’s like undeveloped brains not even knowing how to conceive of what a truthful statement is

[cucarachitaloca]

the serana experience™

also a small doodle where she's finally enjoying something <3

and just in case you want to see the panels by themselves (or if the image quality gets nuked 😞)

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[queermasculine]

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

[warningsine]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[3000s]

YUP we're gonna kill your whole family

[lowpolyanimals]

Hyena from SurvivalCraft

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

A helpful guide for all my fellow antlerheads. Part 2 here

[innerchildabortionclinic]

anyway. in the grocery store, a berrypilled fruitcel like me [stops to think for a moment about what "fruitcel" implies] actually i've never had feelings like that about fruit before. it was an inappropriate statement

[even-more-nonsense]

Failure to reach the heavens

[rpfwasfine]

when you click on the blog of someone who has you blocked and tumblr says “that isn’t anyone” im always like gaggggg that’s right they’re a nobody