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Calm ur tit Just one tit Leave the other one crazy and out of control That ur party tit
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.
"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko
love is a beautiful wonderful multifaceted nebulous thing that shouldn't be reduced to the strict bounds of Tier One: Romance and Tier Two: Friends. get weird with it. love your friends deeply, wildly, passionately and platonically. cowards
Flametail - A drop in the ocean 2025
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.
they should make a followup commercial where the bog spiders are selling the juice
Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand
i know kindness exists because i am kind
"people aren't good"
i am people. i am good
you are wrong
if you are capable of it then so are others
be your own proof of concept
to everyone whoâs responded to this post with âpeople are terribleâ and âpeople who call themselves good are badâ and âeveryone iâve ever met is awfulâÂ
this post is for you specificallyÂ
i know we all hate reading comprehension on tumblr dot hell, but this post is not about other people. itâs not about the people who have hurt you, or saved you, or the ones youâve met or those who youâve invented in your head
this post is about you
if you cannot find evidence of the goodness around you, if you are jaded and your existence is miserable and you truly believe no one has ever showed you kindness, then this post is for and about you
you canât control the actions of other people. you canât make people show you kindness in the ways you want to receive it. if you look for proof of your version of kindness in the people who surround you, and canât find it, you can decide it doesnât exist
or you can be your own proof of concept
you are not special
there are at least hundreds of thousands of people who are just like you
so if you can choose to show others kindness - if you can bite back your temper and hold the door open for others and overtip and compliment strangers - then that is proof that hundreds of thousands of people, who are just like you, are capable of doing the same and likely are doing the same
iâve said it before and iâll say it again
the simplest way to increase the number of kind people in the world is to be one
These are the solutions we need to policing right now. Remember: the problem cannot be solved by technocratic solutions (i.e. body cams, further trainings, etc.) The problem is policing itself.
This is the sort of shit I am talking about when I say we need to only talk about getting rid of police but also about what sort of actual safety could replace it.
And no, it is not enough for this to exist ânext to the policeâ. The harm is in the fact that circumstances of personal and interpersonal harm are viewed through the lens of law and punishment.Â
The moment we take the concept of laws & punishment completely off the table and start thinking in needs and how to provide them, we become capable of seeing what is needed to achieve actual safety.
Different Stories Resonate with Different People
I will always reblog this.
Now imagine if instead of saying âI donât understand why you make these stories, but you do youâ and fucking off to look at stories they do like, that character instead says âyour stories are ugly and unwanted, no decent person should tolerate you making themâ and rallies the others to ban the creation of these kind of stories, shame the creator out of town, and declare anyone who would want such a story to be nasty and gross.
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he is a young man, with a young, pregnant wife. they are poor, and canât afford much, so he sneaks into the witchâs garden at night to steal away the rapunzel lettuce his wife so desperately craves.
when the witch gothel catches, him she demands the child that her garden is feeding as payment.
he agrees, because thereâs nothing else he can do.
he and his wife can have more children, but not if theyâre dead. they can have more children later, when they have the means to provide for them, when theyâre older and more sure of themselves, when the prospect of being responsible for another mouth to feed isnât quite so terrifying.
his wife is still slick with blood when he wraps their daughter in an old pillowcase and brings her to the stone wall separating their land from the witchâs. âare you going to hurt her?â he asks, clutching his crying daughter to his chest.
gothel raises an eyebrow and says, âwhat a foolish question.â she pulls away from him and is gone in the next instant.
his arms feel empty, but lighter too. heâll never say this aloud, but itâs almost a relief to give the child away.
they couldnât even afford to feed themselves, never mind anyone else.
he wants to be a father. he doesnât want to be the father of a hungry child.
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this is not the first time gothel has bargained a child away from its parents. and so she tucks the squalling little girl in bend of her elbow, and goes where she always goes.
âcaroline!â she calls out, âoh mother caroline!â
she stands in front of large house, one that has the general appearance of being many houses stacked up on top of each other, all different colors and sizes and styles. also, from the side, it does not look unlike a rather large shoe.
the door bangs open, and a small wave of children run for her, small sticky hands grasping at her dress and cloak, and gap toothed grins everywhere she turns. âhave you brought us another brother?â a girl asks, wrinkling her nose. âi have too many brothers.â
the boys turn to her, glaring, but the girl is unrepentant. sheâs the only girl in among the younger kids, and is quite cross about it.
then the older kids surround gothel, the ones that had had the patience not to go chasing after her at a sprint. the teenagers like to pretend like they donât care, but she has many eager and impatient eyes on her, lots of twitching fingers eager to take the baby away from her. thatâs fine by gothel â sheâs eager to be rid of the blasted thing.
âthatâs enough!â a powerful, creaky voice shouts. âthatâs quite enough of that! make room, make room, let me through!â
the crowd of children part for mother caroline. like gothel, caroline has dark skin and black hair, a strong, wide nose and plump lips. but while gothel appears to be a woman in the prime of her youth, caroline is an old woman. her back is straight and strong, and there is strength in the width of her waist. but her dark hair is streaked with silver, and her skin has started to bend to the will of time and gravity, causing delicate wrinkles to frame her face. âlittle sister,â gothel greets, âyouâve gotten older.â
caroline shoots her an irritated glance, âwhile you havenât changed at all.â
âyou could have became a witch like me,â gothel says, not for the first time, âyou were always quite good with physical magic. then neither of us would age at all!â
âchange is inevitable,â caroline says with the type of finality that makes gothelâs skin crawl. âlet me see the child.â
the children crowd impossibly closer as gothel hands the baby over, red faced and new. caroline cradles the babe against her chest, then stills, her lips pulling down at the corners. âwhatâs wrong?â gothel demands, peering down at the baby anxiously.
she looks like any other baby gothel has seen. her face is squished oddly and her eyes are a watery blue. she has ten fingers and ten toes â gothel checked! â and she was crying when her father handed her over, but sheâs quiet now.
âi canât take this child,â caroline says.
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A limerick:
Doesnât look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK
POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS
Fine, fine, weâll kick it up a notch:
Integral zee squared dee zee From one to the cube root of three Times the cosine Of three pi over nine Is the log of the cube root of e
first of all fuck the both of you
Itâs back on my timeline so Iâm bringing it back to yours!!
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I love seeing all the positive response to my comic! If you enjoyed this piece, I hope youâll consider checking out my page to see some of the new material Iâm working on!
Something that will be part of an exhibit Iâm doing with my friend in september :)
also that whole tale of aragorn and arwen thing where he saw her in the woods at twenty and fell instantly in love and itâs very beren and luthien? lies.
aragorn decided he was going to marry arwen when he was like, six.
and everyone thought it was just the cutest thing, baby estel with his little crush on the great immortal evenstar, and everyone would tease him about it relentlessly and he would get so mad, and pout, because how dare they doubt his word.
(arwen spent a lot of time biting back smiles and nodding very seriously when aragorn brings this up with her. no, estel, I do not know why they are laughing perhaps they have remembered a particularly funny joke.)
and then aragorn grows into this gangly teen and oh my god can you imagine being a pimply greasy teenager around fucking elves itâs a wonder he has any self-image left. His voice breaks every other word and the laundresses are beginning to wonder if something is wrong with the sheets because estel keeps washing them himself and aragorn wants to die, god, arwen is never going to marry him if he stays all elbows and skinny knees and he canât even look her in the eye anymore without blushing, eye contact is probably something to look for in a husbandâ
(arwen, who never had to go through puberty because elves donât do anything so undignified, tries to comfort him by saying she likes his blemishes. aragorn gives her a look of such utter, miserable despair that she starts laughing.)
(this is a mistake. he spends the next three weeks nursing his wounded ego and refusing to see her.)
estel is twenty when he asks for her hand. he is lean, slender and fair as a new tree, and so arwen does not feel guilt in kissing his cheek and gently refusing. he is still green, he will weather greater storms than thisâand he takes it as he should, clasping her hand and swearing to ever be her loyal friend.
they write to each otherâwhen she is in lorien, when he wanders with the rangers of the north, fights alongside gondor, travels to distant lands. it is an inconstant tieâhe is rarely afforded time enough to put pen to paper; she is reserved so as not to encourage what may not be. (she signs her letters always, your friend. She likes him too well to be cruel in this.)
the years pass. his weariness and strife creeps onto the page, and she sends him tokens to fend off the darknessâleaves from lothlorien, the ribbon from her hair, snippets of poems. it is not enough it is never enough I am sorry, she writes.
his reply is gentle: you are enough. do not stop writing.
(she carries that letter tucked inside her sleeve for a long while, like a talismanâthough against what evil, she does not know.)
she is in the house of her grandmother when a familiar voice calls out to her: my lady luthien!
this is when arwen looks up, sees aragornâbroad of chest and rugged, still wearing his battered mail, with one hand balanced lazily on the pommel of his sword. All the trees of caras galadhon are gold but he is shadow and silver, kingliness resting lightly on his shouldersâ
and arwen thinks, oh fuck
somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is
More of you need to learn about these âď¸