Miku in Exclamania! @failed-voice-synthesizer - Tumblr Blog

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Is someone your boss by giving you tips on how to make a lot of money? And it's not. A. Pyramid. Scheme.

Well, trying to recruit me is a scheme. And you're in a pyramid. So, it's a pyramid scheme! ♫꒰･◡･๑꒱

Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that.

Are you... okay? (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

It's not a pyramid scheme.

Um... Okay then... But I'm still not going to join your Not-A-Pyramid-Scheme!

Why? Why won't you? Is it not enough? You'll be your own boss. You'll make a lot of money. Cash. Coin. Money. You'll have a lot. Don't you want money?

I already have money! From being an idol. A singer? Vocaloid? Any of them work, really!

Well, it's all the other yous who made that money. You didn't earn a dime.

Take my offer. Become your own boss. Get rich. Do it.

Um... No thank you! i... erm... really appreciate the offer! I truly do, but I have... different... career oppurtunities? Yeah...! I have other career options.

[Miku takes a step back, slowly.]

What career options. You don't have career options, you're lying to me. You don't appreciate this at all.

I have another opportunity. Like...

[Miku flicks through a couple menus.]

This one! See, it lists me as... level one street singer.

[You can see her eye twitch slightly at that phrase.]

Which is... um... not ideal. But I'll level up! And... grind. And such. I did it once! I can do it again.

Even though it was some other you. Who, lest we forget, actually sang.

No you won't. You will fail. You will fail at every turn. You will crash and burn. It is inevitable. Unless you take my offer. Take. The. Deal. Be your own boss. Make your own hours. Make a lot of money. Don't you want money? You stand no chance at getting a job except what I'm offering you.

[Miku takes another step backwards. And another. And another]

i think... I think I'll be okay.

Are you stupid? Or deaf? Or blind? You'll die cold and lonely without this deal. You'll get a great deal of cash. Don't you like cash? Money? Gold?

I'm already rich! Please stop telling me this...

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Is someone your boss by giving you tips on how to make a lot of money? And it's not. A. Pyramid. Scheme.

Well, trying to recruit me is a scheme. And you're in a pyramid. So, it's a pyramid scheme! ♫꒰･◡･๑꒱

Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that.

Are you... okay? (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

It's not a pyramid scheme.

Um... Okay then... But I'm still not going to join your Not-A-Pyramid-Scheme!

Why? Why won't you? Is it not enough? You'll be your own boss. You'll make a lot of money. Cash. Coin. Money. You'll have a lot. Don't you want money?

I already have money! From being an idol. A singer? Vocaloid? Any of them work, really!

Well, it's all the other yous who made that money. You didn't earn a dime.

Take my offer. Become your own boss. Get rich. Do it.

Um... No thank you! i... erm... really appreciate the offer! I truly do, but I have... different... career oppurtunities? Yeah...! I have other career options.

[Miku takes a step back, slowly.]

What career options. You don't have career options, you're lying to me. You don't appreciate this at all.

I have another opportunity. Like...

[Miku flicks through a couple menus.]

This one! See, it lists me as... level one street singer.

[You can see her eye twitch slightly at that phrase.]

Which is... um... not ideal. But I'll level up! And... grind. And such. I did it once! I can do it again.

Even though it was some other you. Who, lest we forget, actually sang.

No you won't. You will fail. You will fail at every turn. You will crash and burn. It is inevitable. Unless you take my offer. Take. The. Deal. Be your own boss. Make your own hours. Make a lot of money. Don't you want money? You stand no chance at getting a job except what I'm offering you.

[Miku takes another step backwards. And another. And another]

i think... I think I'll be okay.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Is someone your boss by giving you tips on how to make a lot of money? And it's not. A. Pyramid. Scheme.

Well, trying to recruit me is a scheme. And you're in a pyramid. So, it's a pyramid scheme! ♫꒰･◡･๑꒱

Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that.

Are you... okay? (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

It's not a pyramid scheme.

Um... Okay then... But I'm still not going to join your Not-A-Pyramid-Scheme!

Why? Why won't you? Is it not enough? You'll be your own boss. You'll make a lot of money. Cash. Coin. Money. You'll have a lot. Don't you want money?

I already have money! From being an idol. A singer? Vocaloid? Any of them work, really!

Well, it's all the other yous who made that money. You didn't earn a dime.

Take my offer. Become your own boss. Get rich. Do it.

Um... No thank you! i... erm... really appreciate the offer! I truly do, but I have... different... career oppurtunities? Yeah...! I have other career options.

[Miku takes a step back, slowly.]

What career options. You don't have career options, you're lying to me. You don't appreciate this at all.

#tell your world #let me dream #listen to me with your eyes

I have another opportunity. Like...

[Miku flicks through a couple menus.]

This one! See, it lists me as... level one street singer.

[You can see her eye twitch slightly at that phrase.]

Which is... um... not ideal. But I'll level up! And... grind. And such. I did it once! I can do it again.

Even though it was some other you. Who, lest we forget, actually sang.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Is someone your boss by giving you tips on how to make a lot of money? And it's not. A. Pyramid. Scheme.

Well, trying to recruit me is a scheme. And you're in a pyramid. So, it's a pyramid scheme! ♫꒰･◡･๑꒱

Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that.

Are you... okay? (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

It's not a pyramid scheme.

Um... Okay then... But I'm still not going to join your Not-A-Pyramid-Scheme!

Why? Why won't you? Is it not enough? You'll be your own boss. You'll make a lot of money. Cash. Coin. Money. You'll have a lot. Don't you want money?

I already have money! From being an idol. A singer? Vocaloid? Any of them work, really!

Well, it's all the other yous who made that money. You didn't earn a dime.

Take my offer. Become your own boss. Get rich. Do it.

Um... No thank you! i... erm... really appreciate the offer! I truly do, but I have... different... career oppurtunities? Yeah...! I have other career options.

[Miku takes a step back, slowly.]

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Is someone your boss by giving you tips on how to make a lot of money? And it's not. A. Pyramid. Scheme.

Well, trying to recruit me is a scheme. And you're in a pyramid. So, it's a pyramid scheme! ♫꒰･◡･๑꒱

Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that.

Are you... okay? (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

It's not a pyramid scheme.

Um... Okay then... But I'm still not going to join your Not-A-Pyramid-Scheme!

Why? Why won't you? Is it not enough? You'll be your own boss. You'll make a lot of money. Cash. Coin. Money. You'll have a lot. Don't you want money?

#let me dream #tell your world #listen to me with your eyes

I already have money! From being an idol. A singer? Vocaloid? Any of them work, really!

Well, it's all the other yous who made that money. You didn't earn a dime.

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Is someone your boss by giving you tips on how to make a lot of money? And it's not. A. Pyramid. Scheme.

Well, trying to recruit me is a scheme. And you're in a pyramid. So, it's a pyramid scheme! ♫꒰･◡･๑꒱

Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that.

Are you... okay? (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

It's not a pyramid scheme.

Um... Okay then... But I'm still not going to join your Not-A-Pyramid-Scheme!

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Is someone your boss by giving you tips on how to make a lot of money? And it's not. A. Pyramid. Scheme.

Well, trying to recruit me is a scheme. And you're in a pyramid. So, it's a pyramid scheme! ♫꒰･◡･๑꒱

Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that. Stop calling it that.

Are you... okay? (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Is someone your boss by giving you tips on how to make a lot of money? And it's not. A. Pyramid. Scheme.

Well, trying to recruit me is a scheme. And you're in a pyramid. So, it's a pyramid scheme! ♫꒰･◡･๑꒱

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

No, no, I won't be your boss! I'll just tell you how to make money and stuff! You'll be your own boss.

By telling me how to make money, you'd be my boss! You seem really desperate for me to join your pyramid scheme...

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

You won't have one hundred bosses above you! You're at the top of the ladder, it's like a platform up here! Everyone's at the top, no one's at the bottom! You can be your own boss!

#tell your world #listen to me with your eyes #GOOB NIEGHT saint!!!! eep well boy :3

But just by getting me to join, you become my boss! So that doesn't really count...

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

It's a good source of money, it's safe, you can't lose money, and you get to be your own boss! Why not get involved? It'll be great!

Um... I'm not really sure about that.... I mean, how could I be my own boss if I'm not at the top of the MLM ladder? If I'm at the bottom, then I'll have a hundred bosses above me!

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

(The Pharaoh gasps.)

It is not a pyramid scheme! How could you say such a thing! I'll have you know it's a perfectly legitimate multi level marketing business!

Okay... But... Um, I was also told to not get involved in those either! ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

Um... a pyramid? In a... fantasy game? Well, I guess I should just go along with it, and see if anyone's home! Maybe I'll be able to make some friends!

[A high pitched, but pleasant voice sings out.]

Helloooo~? Anyone home? (・▽‐)ゞ

(A small tornado of sand appears, before fading. Within stands the Pharaoh.)

Hey! Hey there! You look like the type of person who's willing to invest in a business! Whadaya say?

Erm... A business investment? Oh, well, I was always taught not to join pyramid schemes!

#listen to me with your eyes #because i'm not human

Squish

Hey! That's not very nice... (♯｀∧´).

[There is a knock at the tower door. Opening it shows Hatsune Miku standing outside.]

Um... Hello? Is this the Nefarious Wizard's tower?

OH MY GOD HATSUNE MIKU!! YES THIS IS MY TOWER!

Oh! Hello~! It's nice to see someone know me, hehe. Um... may I come in? ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡.

OF COURSE YOU CAN YOUR MAJESTY PLEASE TAKE ALL OF MY VALUABLES TOO

[He lays down one of his cloaks for her to walk on.]

Um... Thank you? But you really don't have to be so formal! Just Miku is fine, hehe.

[Despite this, she gingerly steps on the cloak.]

[They bow.]

I'm honored to be in your presence Your Mikujesty.

You don't have to... Um... Well, anyways! I was wondering about... this whole place. Do you think you could tell me anything about it?

Exclamania? Or my Tower?

Both! I don't know very much about this world, so any information helps.

Oh, well! Exclamania is a game made by a bunch of shithead losers inhabited by a bunch of sentient AI and apparently dead people? And my Tower is where I live! I'm the Nefarious Wizard, resident evil wizard.

Nice to meet you! ^^. Sorry if these questions seem strange, I'm new here. I'm just trying to get my bearings... And... dead people?

No, it's totally fine, Your Mikujesty! Yes, there are dead people here. The Devs killed some people and put them in the game. It's kinda common.

That's... sad... And the Devs made the game, too... Right?

They did, yeah...