The Third Failure

Don't ask about Failures 1 and 2

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I KNOW WHAT THE DOGDOLLAR IS FOR(Ch 5 spoiler)

If you click on image_friend during one of the platforming sections they deal damage equal to selling price of the first item in your inventory. So if we fight image_friend and he has the same mechanic, it would make sense to use an item with a low sell value. Like an item who's value continuously goes down. Like the DogDollar.

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Is Ralsei from Castletown?

Look im just saying Ralsei can travel between dark worlds. Theoretically he may not have been originally from castle town.

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Hey who created Castletown(Deltarune Spoilers)

Just think about it. The Knight created Card Kingdom,Cyber World and the Sanctuary. Kris created TV World and the Flower Kingdom. But who created Castletown?

I don't think it was the knight because Ralsei wouldn't be so opposed to them. King,Queen and Tenna were working for the Knight even if they didn't understand the Knights goals. So I don't think it was the Knight. Also it wouldn't explain how Castletown is safe for all darkners, how Ralsei can travel to other dark worlds and overall why it's so different from other dark worlds. Kris didn't know about dark worlds(well that's debatable now)until that day and didn't learn how to make them until chapter 2. Even if Kris saw a dark fountain before chapter 1, I doubt they would know how to open it but if they did why would they? I assume they started working with the knight at the end of Chapter 1 so it makes no sense for them to create a dark fountain. So it doesn't make sense for it to be Kris or the Knight but it has to be one of them for one reason.

The color. Dark worlds change color to reflect the will of the creator. We learn that and chapter 4 and in chapter 5 Asgore even acknowledged that it's a different color than the dark world he had a previous encounter with.If the Knight and Kris are working together it makes sense why their dark worlds are the same color. So going off that either Kris or the Knight made Castletown or some unknown third party who has the same will made it.

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How to Beat the Roaring Knight(Spoilers for Chapter 5)

First let's start with what counts as "Beating" the Knight. Besides just winning a battle, any plan that stops the Roaring knight from creating more fountains permanently counts as a win. Now out first thought is battle. You need to deal 20% damage in the fight with the knight to advance and get the shadow crystal from them. In this fight Susie also chops the Knight's blade. This shows the knight is capable of being defeated. The problem is the knight has cutscenes. The knight is able to swoon victims during cutscenes meaning fighting is not a valid option. In fact it seems the knight can alter game mechancis We see this in Chapter 5 where the Knight was able to counter Flowery's fake stats. The Knight killed Flowery by turning the battle into a cutscene. Being able to manipulate the battle more than the person who seems to have the most knowledge of game mechanics means that it makes no sense to fight them head on. However Flowery taught us how to beat Knight. We have to go past them. We lock them in a fight and then we seal the fountain. It worked against Flowery so we might be able to do this to the Knight. It's important that we battle and not just go close the fountain for 2 reasons. 1 the Knight is faster and can fly so we will never beat them in a race. 2 the Knight called a titan the last time we tried to do that. If we actually fight them and then close the foyntain while they are locked in battle we can win. I think we need four people atleast. Kris,Susie,Noelle and Ralsei. Susie,Noelle and Ralsei fight the knight while Kris trying to seal the fountain. If possible have Kris sepereate from the group so the knight doesn't know what's going on.

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Deltarune Chapter 5 Spoilers

So Kris is dying right? The first time they rip the soul out their body they hobble like a zombie and seem to be unwell. Then they eat an entire pid and sleep through class which is fine. You know teenagers tend to be hungry and need lots of sleep. Chapter 2 they lock the soul under a sink and whole they don't seem extremly well with heir hobbling they were well enough to climb out a window. Chapter 4 we see them most active without a soul. We also see them actually eating and drinking which may not have to do with soul fatigue but actual fatigue since we don't feed them often(if at all). Though they still hobble and don't walk straight. But chapter 5 is the big problem. They are straight up sickly green without the soul and seem desperate to get it back in them. Maybe they just went a long time without it last night or maybe removing the soul too many times as consequences. Like they seem fine with us but their is no way ripping your soul out multiple times doesn't have long term consequences.

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Spoilers for Deltarune Chapter 5

What is Ralsei

I ask this because the only darkner with knowledge equals to Rallsei is Flowery who is a plant meaning that he getd a high form of consciousness than regular darkners. He's even more knowledgeable than the darkners with shadow crystals.The fact Raslei has equal/greater knowledge implies that Ralsei also is not a regular darkner. This is also confirmed by ralsei not petrifying in alternate dark worlds and being able to travel between them at will. So what is Ralsei? Everyone's first thought is of course Kris's headband and that explains the appearance but it doesn't explain Ralsei's knowledge or ability to travel between dark worlds. So before I get to my theory on what Ralsei is, we gotta talk about what Ralsei knows and what Ralsei can do.

First Ralsei is very aware of game mechanics with him explicitly teaching us them. He is also EXTREMELY aware of the prophecy to the point where he knew what part of the prophecy to avoid showing Susie in chapter 4. He must be somewhat aware of what happens in the lightworld as in the aborted weird route for Chapter 5 he seems relieved Kris is okay after almost drowning. He doesn't do this in any other route so he must know that happend somehow. Lastly, he knows about the player and that we are controlling Kris.

Now what can Ralsei do? One shot the Gerson statue, float and cast fire magic. Now these aren't extremely important in themselves but the fact Ralsei didn't show these abilities until forced and is choosing to hold himself back is intresting. So from this we can gleam that Ralsei can do more than he does and he actively chooses not to which he mentions in chapter 5. For all we know he can edit stats like Flowery. He can also appear in dark worlds really quickly. In the time it takes for Kris and Susie to enter the darkworld in Chapter 5 and walk to the closet,Ralsei was already stuffed inside of the closet meaning he probably got there first. How did he get there before the creator of the dark fountain?

So what could Ralsei be that would explain his knowledge of the game,the prophecy,the player, his ability to appear in every dark world and even his physical appearance. I think Ralsei is Kris's headband tangled in roots. Now we know plants get higher knowledge than other darkners but cannot live in the dark forever due to the need of sunlight. But if Ralsei was only roots, than maybe nutrients could get through him from the lightworld. Imagine if Ralsei is just the headband buried under a tree. Anywhere the root goes, Ralsei can go. So if the roots are spread out far enough he can go anywhere. This gives him plant knwoledge,darkner knowledge and a reason for him to be everywhere. Now there are a couple issues with this theories but it's a possibility.

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How much money did Alex Hirsch take from the Yoshi Coalition?

Red coins were introduced in Yoshi's island and Reintroduced in mario 64 where they are worth two gold coins. They are also worth 1 bonus point.Smiling flowers are worth 10 points meaning they are 10 times more valuable than the red coins. We can check our math because know that 5 smiling flowers = 1up and 100 coins = 1 up. 1 red coin = 2 gold coins. So 50 red coins = 50 points = 1 up = 5 smiling flowers.A bouncing star is worth 1 point so a bouncing star is worth 2 gold coins. So essentially Alex got paid 6(2)+3(20)+15(2) gold coins which evens out to 98 gold coins which is almost enough for a 1up.

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Item: A Stunning Frame Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game has the best art style?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

None. All games are beautiful.

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Item: The Couch Rarity: ⏶ Common

Couch co-op or online?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Couch if possible

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WAIT IS SUSIE GONNA DIE IN THE SNOWGRAVE ROUTE?!

The Forgotten Man says "The earth was covered in darkness, Dinosaurs appeared, and ice age".

If susie is the dinosaur, does that mean the "ice age" will kill her?

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Perler bead Mareep(Original Creatio)

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The U.S has launched military strike on Venezuela and captured the president.

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TADC Ep:7 Spoilers

God Damn. Think about how much time Caine spent on this. Every episode we see the mannequin in the background, was just him setting the stage for this episode. The fake exit Pomni went into was his prototype for this. He's been planning this since the first episode. Hell he was planning this before the first episode. How long did he plan this?

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A fishmonger is someone who sells fish. A warmonger is someone who promotes war. A fishwarmonger is someone who sells fish tanks.

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Roserade+Gardevoir=Rosevoir

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Jigglypuff+Machoke=Jigglychoke

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Spoilers for Season 2 episode of of Hazbin Hotel

Val said the dancers were "all tens with one eight for diversity". I thought this was a throwaway away joke but Nope! There is one dancer who's slightly diffrent than the others becuase her eyes are open.