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26 • cancer • fl never knows best (icon by @plumfestival)

[fairelav]

i hope all porn bots die

[chikkou]

sword art takes place in 2022. good luck in the game

WHY DO I HAVE TO GO?

[turnways]

[midnineties]

900sqft loft in bushwick, brooklyn, NYC

[sandersstudies]

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

[sandersstudies]

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

😭😭😭

[sandersstudies]

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

[sandersstudies]

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.

[memorycycle]

this video has firmly lodged itself into my brain like i cant stop fucking saying cinnamon snails cinnamon snails while performing tasks. ill experience literally any minor inconvenience and the OH NO will ring out in my brain. my nickname in every discord server is cinnamon snails now

[thedoubteriswise]

just saw a post written by a very kind and tolerant person politely explaining in detail why it is rude to listen to music/watch stuff on your phone in public without earbuds. I'm glad people patient enough to do that exist, since the only explanation I could possibly offer is "because you aren't the protagonist of this grocery store"

[edmconspiracies]

[ooppo]

Idk why but as a kid I used to get hysterically upset everytime I would imagine a gif of a rotating cow because I could never stop the cow from rotating no matter how hard I tried and I would be crying and no one knew why

[ooppo]

[karabies]

i was just scrolling through a discord chat and

WHAT THE FUCK IS CHARLIE DOING ON A BODY PILLOW??????????? WHY IS MY MAN CHARLIE "MOIST CR1TIKAL" PENGUINZ0 TRAPPED ON A PILLOWCASE WHY IS MICHAEL REEVES THERE

I'M SO CONFUSED??????????? WHERE IS THIS

[frogtowns]

Friend Shaped yarn

[nakathemoth]

hes my little meow meow

[linusbenjamin]

ROBERT PATTINSON as BRUCE WAYNE in

THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves

[hp-up]

FLY GUY FROM SUPER MARIO 64

[joshlovesyou]

fuck with ya boy

[fairelav]

crash

[1995lahaine]

he was literally deciding what pronunciation of lies to go with while they were rolling

[disasterzoo-inactive]

the consumerist mentality

[thateagleguy]

[fatsexybitch]

This is funny, but I can tell you why right now without a study

Glasses give you an immediate and blinding indication if your mask is not worn properly. If you wear glasses you are more likely to secure the mask tightly to ensure you dont fog up your glasses.

And 2, no one can sneeze or cough on ur eyeballs

[snipertrifle]

I know the study hypothesized that it’s because glasses wearers don’t touch their face as much. But as a glasses wearer, I think Fatsexybitch is onto something with #1.

[mens-rights-activia]

I was thinking the glasses reduce the chances of ocular transmission or some shit but truly Fatsexybitch cracked the case