wait for it

lillian | xiv | aries | infp

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

tonight’s mood is horny but like emotionally horny

[d1ssimilis]

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

[laughingnancy]

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

[cottagecori]

I’m literally such a touchy-feely person. If you are my friend and are in my eyesight, prepare for me to hunt you down and give you all the hugs. And honestly, that’s not all. You’re next to me? I’m playing with your hand. In front of me? Playing with your hair. Sitting behind me? My head’s in your lap. I literally always have physical contact with my friends and they both love me and hate me for it.

[thelannistersroar-deactivated20]

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

[kind-cult]

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

[justjames]

GIRLS LISTEN UP

[spaceler]

[no-longer-kanaya-deactivated202]

SEPT 14TH!!!!!!!!

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Smacking a horse is the equivalent of looking god in the eye while you jack off and call him a heretic

[thyrell]

question

[thyrell]

what the actual, honest, genuine fuck does this mean

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[too-hilarious]

I want a doot doot

[badlydrawnoldmanspeedy-blog]

I’m gonna doot doot

[glowmeupsunshine-blog]

Waiting my doot doot

[wastingawayforthin]

I wanna doot doot

[thinas-fxck]

I want a doot doot

[samuelsmolbury]

i bet it won’t work

[samuelsmolbury]

…

i’ve been proven wrong.

[agraveyardofimagination]

WAITING

[orlamccutie]

Bless me with a “doot doot”

[chuuchao]

I didnt get one

[chuuchao]

FUCK IT WORKED THEY DID IT HOW WHSOWOSOWO WHAT?!?

[got-7-loves-you-deactivated2019]

Hmmmm I’m a bit curious

[deadclawmyheart]

lets see if it works

[deadclawmyheart]

waiting, props won’t work tho

[quackson-klaxon]

I want stuff in my asks so let’s give this a go

[badappleyatsu]

Lets go

[holographicdogs]

Doot @ me

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

[booklovertwilight]

This was wild from start to finish

[kedreeva]

[Source] [Convict Collars]

[txpokes]

Because saving kitties is important.

[viperas]

This is a freakn’ wonderful idea and needs to be spread around to let people know.

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

*wipes tears with a beauty blender*

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

if you aren’t gay wyd

[illfindawaytocarryitall]

if u ARE gay wyd? are u free ? wanna come over

[chilledmilk]

a 30 yr old on tumblr who writes hamilton fanfiction: aphobia and transmisogyny are basically the same thing

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[greentoothpaste]

I spend so much time wanting to be someone else