Are you an interior Ā decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did Ā you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do Ā you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If Ā I were a stop light, Iād turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could Ā stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a Ā vegetable youād be a cute-cumber.
There Ā are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, Ā none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are Ā you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are Ā you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me Ā feel like I should take you out.
I Ā was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So Iām Ā going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Iām Ā not staring at your boobs. Iām staring at your heart.
Can Ā I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your Ā body is 65% water and Iām thirsty.
My Ā doctor says Iām lacking Vitamin U.
Can Ā I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If Ā I were a cat Iād spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking Ā is hazardous to your health⦠and baby, youāre killing me!
You Ā must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do Ā you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the Ā world!
You Ā know Iād like to invite you over, but Iām afraid youāre so hot that youāll Ā skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If Ā I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer Ā to this question?
Are Ā you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I Ā bet you $20 youāre gonna turn me down.
I Ā like Legos, you like Legos, why donāt we build a relationship?
Would Ā you grab my arm so I can tell my friends Iāve been touched by an angel?
Thereās Ā only one thing I want to change about you, and thatās your last name.
Did Ā you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can Ā I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a Ā fox!
Iām Ā no organ donor but Iād be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss Ā me if Iām wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do Ā you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You Ā see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think IāM Ā cute.
Can Ā I borrow a kiss? I promise Iāll give it back.
Are Ā you my phone charger? Because without you, Iād die.
Are Ā you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You Ā know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my Ā case.
My Ā lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I Ā have an āowieā on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a Ā light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do Ā I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have Ā you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was Ā your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart Ā from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is Ā it hot in here or is it just you?
I  blame you for global warming⦠your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!
Youāre Ā single. Iām single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, Ā drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, Ā youāre so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I Ā hope thereās a fire truck nearby, cause youāre smokinā!
I Ā just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If Ā you were a burger at McDonalds, youād be McGorgeous.
Your Ā hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Youāre Ā so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is Ā your car battery dead? Because Iād like to jump you.
Iām Ā lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Itās Ā a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise youād be too hot to handle.