Halfway To Heaven With Paradise Waiting

im ready to mean something again, if that's alright with you.

[freshdonuts]

me, playing online doll makers when i could be doing literally anything else: so this is what i’d look like as a medieval monk. haha wild

[eyestrain]

friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you…

me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that you enjoy talking to me more.

[fairy-trash]

Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?

Me: I must survive capitalism

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[dfsfsdsdfsdffwfwrfwwerer-deacti]

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[likeigiveabother]

why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is 

[all3ofmyfeelings]

[actualdogvines]

[jifewjfiojiowjwe-deactivated201]

[likeigiveabother]

why do superheroes care so much about their cities? its always “i have to protect this city” or “people of this city will die” like chill i mean shit i dont even know who my mayor is 

[all3ofmyfeelings]

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[ubercharge]

tag which position you are, i’m ‘ian you fucking dick’

[pink-maggot-deactivated20161212]

IAN.

[verawhisk]

I love those otps that are like

person A: can play 12 different instruments, got accepted into Harvard, is organized

person B: once ate 15 cold hot pockets in a row, tripped over their shoelaces, claims they can fight 2000 bees

[stut--ter]

If you had to suggest a Tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

[bombing]

[bird voice] fuck you

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[dfsfsdsdfsdffwfwrfwwerer-deacti]

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[ppaarraassaauurroolloopphhuuss]

[8bitstickmod]

confirmed

[glamourslime]

Scan

[bace-jeleren]

Lizard D E T E C T E D

[bluebeetle]

Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh 

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school