Totally Titled.

Suzzie•Pansexual•she/her•Social rights activist and cereal enthusiast

[suzzbuzz]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[carmilla-cast-tweets]

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sophisticat42]

I flip my phone over because I’m a messy eater and don’t want to have to clean the screen AGAIN

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

THE GOOP LAB???????

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

MA’AM....WHAT ARE YOU STANDING IN

[seabassapologist]

[tharook]

Please don’t put pseudoscience in your pussy.

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

did nevada just elect a pimp who has been dead for almost a month into office

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[unpatchedglitch]

well shit lmao

[dovescape]

actually i read an article about this last night and it specifies that yes at the polling stations they most certainly had signs plastered everywhere saying HEY DONT VOTE FOR THIS GUY HES DEAD

[anxietyproblem]

[breadlesbian]

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Spy Kids is a national treasure

[behelix]

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

[stoppunchingmyllamaog]

They did Spy Kids cuz Spy Kids fuckin SLAPS. Bad post op

[dashaibo]

Real answer: because Robert Rodriguez’s experience working with Tarantino lead to him developing a way to make movies with essentially no budget AND made him a lot of friends in Hollywood, plus he was making these movies specifically for his kids and had such an infectious energy about it, he was a joy to work with and those big-name actors did it almost for free.

[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

So, basically, they did it for fun. Is that it?

[dashaibo]

Yeah, and because it was very little work, the movies were shot in record time almost entirely on greenscreen.

[crazydiamonds]

adults are allowed to have fun too op

[angryschnauzer]

Isnt Danny Trejos character the same name in the spy kids franchise as the Tarantino movies so someone summised that Spy Kids happens in the same universe as From Dusk Till Dawn?

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hofessorx]

All I can think of is that tweet about how we aren’t a species designed to last

[rubykadobie]

This one?

[r4cs0]

Hey we are here for a good time not a long time

[odinsblog]

Have a great day today.

[subtubitles]

[golemmanifesto]

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

[ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin-deac]

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

[hotdiggitydammit-deactivated202]

thank you, history side of tumblr.

[nealdk-blog]

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

[temporalscallywag]

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

Thank you medical side of tumblr

[aquilacalvitium]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

[muraae]

It’s always mandatory to reblog this whenever it appears

[tgi-spideys]

In Miles Universe

Its Decembruary

[skarchomp]

[haarute]

Sorry to disappoint but

This however means that Miles just deadass wrote “Decembruary” on his test.

[wadey-wilson]

go big or go home

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stevienick]

# grown siblings fighting over tamagotchis

[boota]

[dnd-apothecary]

A friend sent this to me and I about lost my damn mind it is so funny 

[gahdamnpunk]

Can we support him please?!