[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[winkysztar]

[fairyglitt3r]

someone evil is telling me to start another tv show instead of finishing one of the seventy im currently watching

[fairyglitt3r]

i spoiled the fightclub ending to myself by checking ao3 for fics halfway through the movie

[blubalum]

Some improvement

[conanssummerchild]

im so gay and lame abt sunny that sometimes the gang tries desperately to win an award makes me a little emotional

[clockoftheheart]

thank you journalism

[fairyglitt3r]

tried to soft launch my actor crush and my friends immediately called him ugly and chopped

[ihatedean]

[zombie-jed]

[girltalk]

[feyd-meowtha]

It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are

Weird

Uncomfortable

Not good for anyone involved

[fairyglitt3r]

i hate searching for a movie with a very specific vibe ughh

[hard--byte]

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face