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[jawsandbones]

Downloading my shit off D&D Beyond and cancelling my subscription. Time to go back to my fucking roots.

If you haven't been following the OGL 1.1 debacle - it's gotten worse! They want to lock D&D Beyond behind a 30$ month subscription, with different tiers, with the lowest not allowing you to use homebrew - as if their shitty ass books offer you anything substantial to run a campaign from. They've been putting everything on the DM's for a long time. They'll also be offering what is essentially a 'game pass', and wanting to offer stripped down AI-DMs. If AI art pisses you off, then so should this.

If you have one, cancel your sub and download the PDF's of anything you've bought/made on D&D Beyond. Don't go see the movie. They need to get a good slap around the head for this.

[tashascauldronofposts]

a reminder that i have pdf versions of every woc book i could find in one sitting (there's 100+) in a google drive -> here

[choccatto]

ik they would

[quantumpsychotic]

[discodeerdiary]

This makes so much more sense than "they canceled your favorite show because you weren't posting hard enough"

[animentality]

[parttimecosmichorror]

[elierlick]

Thanks to trans men donating their tissue, we know the exact number of nerve fibers in the clitoris. Read about it here.

[tangerine-licker]

Jesus wtf I got 20 new p*rn bot followers bruh

[pastlight]

[mcfanely]

HOW COME NO ONE INFORMED ME THAT THE GALVE GOAT HAS BEEN BURNT??? ITS THREE YEARS IN A ROW BAYBEEEEE BURN THAT BOI, SCREW THE RULES

[jackdaw-sprite]

Every time I see this I think it's burned in 2022, but it hasn't yet. They have a public livestream now, though.

[jackdaw-sprite]

alas, no:

but that does mean you still have the opportunity to watch it burn down in glorious real time if someone manages it.

[destructions-daughter]

Environmental storytelling.

[bonni]

I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

[kineticpenguin]

You’re laughing. She has a urinary tract infection and you’re laughing

[hndwrttn]

[chuplayswithfire]

[burglarsonarceny]

[vnusplanetoflove]

[praguegirl]

[biracialalistair]

in case anyone needs to hear this after ffxiv took home 2 more awards and is currently the first thing you see when you open the Steam recap page for the game awards along with a big flashy “Buy Now” with a seemingly cheap $19.99 price tag…

DON’T DO IT.

steam will charge you out the wazoo and deny you the famous free trial (which really genuinely is that good), so DON’T let steam trick you out of unlimited play time up to level 60 and the award winning expac heavensward!!! instead go here:

https://freetrial.finalfantasyxiv.com/na/

and follow their instructions to get yourself set up with their own game client. i cannot stress enough, doing it this way gives you FREE play time until you finish heavensward which is hours upon hours of content.

[milkpeu]

beginning and end

[terriblepersona]

THEY WERE MISSING FOR FUCKING YEARS OMG, THIS ALWAYS UPSETS ME SO MUCH

[maltedmilkchocolate]

I always see the discussion that many days, months, years have passed during this story. 

I present to you a different idea.

There’s several themes behind Spirited Away: Capitalism’s effect on Japan, Environmental issues, and notably, Chihiro’s coming of age story.

From what I know, the idea of time passing differently in spirit worlds, is more based on western stories of the fae. 

But something more common in Japanese folklore is spirit trickery/deception. Or more accurately. What you see, isn’t always what’s actually there.  Chihiro starts this story as a young child, before her coming-of-age arc, that more or less forces her to become ‘an adult’. More accurately. The challenges she faces makes her mature as a person. What’s the most common thing in folklore? Children see what’s actually there.

Keep reading

[luna-writes-stuff]

[localairport]

If you think about it, technically an airplane can only fly when there is human blood inside of it

[clawedandcute]

These are the bold, disturbing takes I came to Tumblr for

[afloweroutofstone]

New York Times workers are striking tomorrow for the first time in 44 years.

Tomorrow, December 8th 2022, stay off of the NYT website, don't listen to any of their podcasts, don't play Wordle, nothing

[witdiseased]

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[superpimplatin69]

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

[eldrmllnl]

He’s kind of a mini celebrity here, St. Louis takes its hockey seriously 😂 this is from a few weeks ago (Jan 2022, the winter classic)

[tangerine-licker]

Time to bring 129 into rank

[salarymanwaka]

joongdok babysitting compilation