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@fairytail-convos
Lucy: Hey Natsu!
Natsu: Hm?
Lucy: You say we’re just friends...
Lucy: *pulls him by the scarf up to her face*
Lucy: But friends don’t know the way you taste
Lucy: *Walks away*
Makarov: Natsu! If you’re body temperature raises anymore, the guildhall is gonna burn down!!
Gray: The person tried to kill me the first time we met.
Gray: Then decided to follow me around.
Gray: I almost died for that person, too!
Ultear: Sounds like a fucking toxic relationship.
Gray: I know. Then I asked that person to marry me.
Gray: And if you don’t take that back, you might drown in hate tears and acid rain. Just apologize.
Ultear: To who?
Gray: Just say: sorry.
Ultear: I’m sorry?
Juvia: *as a rain cloud above the two* You are forgiven.
Natsu: I can’t do this anymore, Lucy! The room keeps going in fucking circles! This is a hell weapon sent from Satan himself. I’m gon die a painful death and he not gon have no damn mercy on my sinful soul...
Lucy: You’re on my computer chair again?!
Natsu: Lucy c’mere.
Lucy: Yes, Natsu?
Natsu: You know you love me, I know you care.
Lucy: But Natsu -
Natsu: “We’re just friends.” What are you sayin’?
Lucy:
Natsu: Thought you’d always be mine!
Lucy: Natsu we’re married!
Natsu: Fuck Jellal!
Erza: I’ve been trying for years. Get in line.
Kagura: It’s wayyyyyy back there.
Lucy: Bad idea Natsu! BAD IDEA!
Natsu: Okay listen: bad ideas are just good ideas that were too fucking idealistic, alright?!
Lucy: Gajeel, are you and Levy arguing again?
Gajeel: No. I’m reasonable and logically right but she’s pregnant so by definition: I’m wrong and she’s right.
Juvia: *sobbing* IM SO SICK OF THIS FAKE LOVE!
Gray: Juvia no it’s not -
Juvia: IM SO SORRY BUT ITS FAKE LOVEEE!
Gray: Hey! I’m sorry, I’m sorry okay? It’s real love, real love!
Juvia: CUZ ITS ALL FAKE LOVE!
Gray: No Juvia! It’s real love. I love you really!
Juvia: *takes earphones out* Did you say something, Gray-sama?
Gray: ...nothing at all
Forever laughing at anybody who thinks that Natsu and Gajeel would be totally macho, confident and suave during sex
Let’s be real, they’d probably be like this the whole time
Natsu: Hey Luce!
Lucy: Oh no...
Natsu: You’re so hot...
Lucy: *blushes*
Natsu: That if you ate bread, you’d poop out toast.
Lucy: I had such high hopes for you
Natsu: Do you think I’m ready to ask Lucy out?
Gray: I don’t think you can screw it up anymore then you did last week.
Erza: Just tell her your true thoughts and emotions.
Wendy: We’ll be right here cheering you on!
*Lucy enters the guildhall. Natsu walks over to confess.”
Lucy: Natsu? Why do you look so nervous?
Natsu: *sweating* Uh-uh
Team Natsu: You can do this!
Lucy: Natsu?
Natsu: Will you let me make love to you so you can mother all 33 of my future babies??
Lucy: ...
Team Natsu: ...He done fucked up this week, too...
Lucy: *sits Natsu down* Okay, Natsu. Today’s life lesson is: doors.
Natsu: You think I’m stupid, Luce?
Lucy: I KNOW you are that’s why I’m teaching you what the hell a door is ‘cause you do not know how to use one properly!
Natsu: I do, too! Since when do I use it incorrectly?!
Erza: *a bench over* you used to burn them down at Fairy Hills so you got banned from there.
Mira: *at the bar* You kick the door of the guildhall open every time you come.
Natsu: Okay, Okay! Luce, since when do I use a door incorrectly at your place?
Lucy: You son of a bitch, you don’t even USE MY GODDAMN DOOR ASSHOLE! YOU USE MY FUCKING WINDOW!!!
Natsu: But does it work: yes!
Mira, Erza, Lucy: He doesn’t get it...
