a heart made fullmetal

samkate. 30. girl I have been here too long for this.

[fairytalenames]

together

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[fairytalenames]

hey folks thought I would pop by to update that I'm really into hockey now 😔 yeah not just the pwhl, the nhl too 😔 I really never thought this would happen to me & I am accepting condolences at this time 😔

[duallpa]

Miss Piggy and Sabrina Carpenter in The Muppet Show (2026)

[femmeberlin]

A terrible fact of fandom is that sometimes people who absolutely suck and have stupid takes are going to enjoy the exact same things you do and the only thing you can do about it is sit there with your mutuals who don’t suck like:

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[jayalaw]

I need good news. So tired

[penandinkprincess]

i already wrote the whole entire fic in my head and now?? i must?? type it up in a document??? using words??? and EDIT it of all fucking things???

i cannot work under these conditions

[utilitycaster]

I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[dangnabbitsonnyjim]

[personification-of-anxiety]

[in-love-with-remus-lupin]

[orc-boar-dyke]

[chace-vito]

[aleatoryw]

You are offered $1000 if you can perfectly sing a random, popular karaoke song - it doesn't matter if you sound good, you just have to get all the words right, but no cheating! lyrics are not provided. spin the wheel and determine your fate...

Are ya getting that money?

I've never even heard of this song 😔

I'm familiar with this song, but definitely don't know all the words

I know this song pretty well, but I'm not confident I won't fumble a word or two

I'm getting that money 😎

Voting ended onMay 18, 2025

[mangonetics]

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.

[tayefeth]

ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!

[mangonetics]

Damn for real?

[luigis-slut]

[gayfrasier]

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

[secunitscompromisedbrain]

excuse me, no I wasn't???

[beguilingcorpse]

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

[cinematv]

You think I came here to throw it all away for you?

CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

[cyberglittter]

hair by nikki nelms & photography by adrienne raquel

[sexybritishllama]

the fact that the switch 2 tech demo tutorial 'game' costs money and is digital only is insane. remember when every wii came with wii sports for free? do you remember that? i am going to hunt down the nintendo execs for sport

[inthetags]

if there was a letterboxd equivalent but for shows, reblog and put in the tags what you top 4 shows on your profile would be

[infectiouspiss]

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in