I'm all about the mounts (WoW Parody: All about that bass - Meghan Trainor)
(I wrote this YEARS AGO when I still played WoW, but never posted it anywhere, I guess I wanted to try sing it myself, but I was too self conscious. Written: 27th of February 2017).
Because you know I'm all about the mounts
'Bout the mounts, no walking
I'm all about the mounts
'Bout the mounts, no walking
I'm all about the mounts
'Bout the mounts, no walking
I'm all about the mounts
'Bout the mounts..mounts...mounts...mounts..
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no walking toon,
But I can mount right up, like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that fancy drop that all the others chase,
And all the right drops in all the right raids.
I see the Direhorns and yes the Stone Drakes,
We need each color of them, come on now, make it drop.
If you got mammoths, mammoths, just get mounted up
'Cause every mount in game is wanted from a Kodo to a Yak.
Oh, Garn Nighthowl, Flametalons and the several riding cranes.
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
I want them I need them, come on let's go play the waiting game,
(That droprate, uh, that droprate droprate)
Oh boy, Cloud Serpents, Netherwings, Darkwater Skate and Bears
(Shoo wop wop, sha-ooh wop wop)
If mounts what you're into, then come on and get them all.
Because you know I'm all about the mounts
'Bout the mounts, no walking
I'm all about the mounts
'Bout the mounts, no walking
I'm all about the mounts
'Bout the mounts, no walking
I'm all about the mounts,
'Bout the mounts... Hey!
I'm getting proto-drakes,
Go 'head and tell them jealous bitches that
No, I'm just kidding, I know you think you lack
But I'm here to tell you...
Every mount in game is wanted from a Kodo to a Yak.
