Faith in Fools

~ Maddie ~ Straya WARNING: Eurovision ahead, tread lightly.

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Okay guys it’s officially the apocolypse

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Congrats to Montaigne on winning Eurovision Australia Decides, here she is pictured perching on a log

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show us some skin so we may sin

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vote for me you will

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Okay but what I really want to know is if Klemens ever got Theresa May’s number??

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the ghost of Soldi will haunt my dreams

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Hey @europe can our friend New Zealand come along to Eurovision next year? We promise there’ll be no block voting

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I didn’t want it to reach this point, but if you don’t vote for Australia next year we’re gonna invite America and let them ruin everything

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Europe is that friend who tells everyone they’re edgy and different but then listens exclusively to Shawn Mendes and Meghan Trainor and wears uggs in public

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his piano wasn’t even on fire

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I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

AUSTRALIA HAD A LADY SINGING POPERA WHILE SWINGING AROUND ON A POLE WHAT MORE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT

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Hey @europe our government is fucked just let us win Eurovision so we have a reason to live

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I really think Spain should win they have a great song and other things

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big mood: singing along to Zero Gravity but replacing the lyrics with zero dignity

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Nobody:

Me: dad I ’m now a member of an anti-capitalist doomsaday art collective it’s just the way I choose to live my life it’s about subverting stereotypes you wouldn’t understand this is who I am now I wear a mask now I’m dismantling the system

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Chanting don’t drop the mic don’t drop the mic don’t drop the mic don’t drop the mic

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did I do this right?