Theodore Owen Alfred D’Achille (T.O.A.D.)

Just a toad Playing a banjo 19

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[pikeisaman]

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

[jump-n-shootman-deactivated2019]

this is still top tier comedy today

[eedweiz]

Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century 🎉

[teathattast]

[drangel76]

WE FOUND MEXICO!!!!!

[teathattast]

[5luv]

(original tweet)

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

Lmbo 😭

[tarynel]

😂😂😂

[thumbeliina]

[tlperf-deactivated20180811]

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

[queenophydea]

Morpheus Orpheus Dorpheus

[clever-fandom-reference]

@scgrimbly

[thirsty-and-distant]

Eva Stratt who is the most powerful woman in the world and has a powerpoint ready the second she needs to explain project hail mary. and the title page is "what is project hail mary". exactly like you would do for a classroom presentation. no one is doing it like her

and Ryland Grace. a middle school teacher. is taking notes like this is a classroom.

[verenakauer]

"Why did Stratt pick a school teacher" — because my guy can frankenstein Venus out of plywood, some duct tape and a dream. "I'm not qualified" — buddy, you have scientific background and the resourcefulness of someone who is used to having zero budget. I love this specific part of the plot that is "let's take the guy who can problem-solve things with zero money and give him unlimited budget and see what happens".

[medeaschorus]

do you guys think that when Stratt was going through the vlogs she got to the “so I met an alien” part and was like ‘shit he went crazy’ only to see Rocky roll on screen like 3 videos later

[arcadianico]

- ‘Immortality’ by Clare Harner

[wizardarchetypes]

does anyone know if we have tomorrow tomorrow

[wizardarchetypes]

ohhh my fucking god AND tomorrow. it really does creep in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time—

[depsidase]

[cloudabserk]

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

[jestershark]

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]