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[veliseraptor]

if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[byjove]

MILD hurt/comfort? nuh uh. torture him. sepsis. swept downstream in a frozen river. 6 month convalescence. commit to it.

[byjove]

booboos on his body AND his soul AND his dignity

[byjove]

humble that man. he should have to be nursed back to health my his romantic interested and accidentally throw up and pass out on them when they try to clean his wounds

[byjove]

he has the sniffles? aww. now have him be thrown from his horse and dragged for half a mile.

[erotomanicpixiedreamgirl]

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse

[yellow-cat]

remember to be scared all day so youre not caught off guard when it happens

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[veliseraptor]

if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you

[animusrox]

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*

[theprimememeister]

[speedlimit15]

Can they PLEASE offer kitchen appliances in 8 glamorous colors to choose from again

[elirya]

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

[z-ndjenja]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[crokka-smile-deactivated2022041]

I love Shakespeare

[junefrombug]

[sickbayy]

Nice whumpy thing: when people are intensely pragmatic about their injuries illnesses.

“Listen, if I pass out…”

“If you let up pressure, I’ll bleed out. So just, don’t move.”

“I know it ill hurt, just do what you need to.”

[sickbayy]

#these are all so good #i’m always especially appreciative of the # ‘i’m going to scream. this is going to hurt and i won’t be able to help it. keep going anyway’ # but i think my very favorite is ‘you’re going to have to pin me down’ # (also this isn’t quite the same feeling but the polite ‘i’m sorry but i think i’m going to pass out now’ always delights me) (x)

[nbspacegay]

@motleyfam these tags pass peer review

[butchfagminotaur]

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

[jupitereyed]

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[rainbowbarnacle]

[i-am-a-fan]

(losing a trinket important to me): it’s just plastic. It’s just material. Someone else will find it and it’ll brighten up their day. If i really want to i can replace it. Loss is natural in love. Life isn’t fair and i’ll tear up earth and sky if i knew i could find you again under the covers of my pillows. But like, it’s $16.67 to replace. I’m okay.

[i-am-a-fan]

you have to realize that you CAN keep everything perfect and safe, but you’ll never get to fully enjoy them. Sweaters get stretched. Stuffed animals get worn. Earrings get lost. and love turns to grief. If i want to be happy, i have to know that sadness is the little brother who holds her hand.

[i-am-a-fan]

Nvm. Trinket was found and i’m now keeping it locked up forever so i can’t ever lose it again

[go-whump-in-the-night]