Boiii you be trippin'

Christa. I babble often about anything and everything. Just a nobody trying to get through life a day at a time. I'm still surprised by how lucky I am to have my David <3. Favorite Tags

[fajitavegeta]

🔥🌋🐱 Everyone needs a cat! 🐱🌋🔥 #catlife #funnycat #cat #catsofinstagram #instamood #love #catsdotlol https://www.instagram.com/p/BxKikfrlvsm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jcq5xryrbimn

[fajitavegeta]

🏐🐱 Very much 🐱🏐 #ballislife #funnycat #love #instamood #catlife #catsofinstagram #catsdotlol https://www.instagram.com/p/BwyKUjLFgJ_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1bdlf733je4yb

[fajitavegeta]

Rethinking my entire life. Not sure if this is worth it anymore

[ithelpstodream]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is this even a problem? If you need more citizens, take in more immigrants or refugees. It’s not like America has a shortage of either wanting to come in. If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.

[catgirlcaliphate]

How Millenials are killing the baby industry

[fail-boat]

“If you can’t make your own citizens, imported is fine.”

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice

[kalifornia-prince]

How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

[willinq]

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

[fajitavegeta]

My first week of online classes went well! I was really nervous and confused over a couple things, but thankfully when I reread things a couple days apart it actually made sense the second time

So excited to be doing coding! I'm nervous for the rest of my class time, but I can't wait until February!

[ithelpstodream]

[boyy-bait]

WITH BOTH THE LORD AND POLICE!! ☝🏾

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[goddamnshinyrock]

there’s a plumber here doing some work on the building and he just said ‘excuse me ma’am’ to the office cat as he stepped over her

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

im smart passing but internally im actually a real dumb bitch

[dojacat]

[turing-tested]

just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

[metrophobic]

Kind of like a butthole!

[turing-tested]

thanks

[we-love-gaming]

[sadiepickles]

Who else is sick of their rude trash brain making them think terrible things all hours of the shitty trash day

[scummgirl]