Something I Enjoy: The reactions of the Daedric Princes if you reject their quests in The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall.
Azura: “No! You’re supposed to say yes! You’re supposed to say: Yes, beautiful Azura, I would gladly murder at the snap of your ivory fingers. Boor! Bigot! Barbarian! Now, I must go before I forget that I am a lady and say something that I’ll regret.”
Boethiah: “Pah, you make me sick. Don’t summon me again, Agent, unless you grow up or are looking for a fight.”
Clavicus Vile: “Why, you nauseating insect. You poison the air with your thickwitted insolence. How dare you summon forth the greatest of the Princes of Oblivion and refuse the simplest request I could possibly propose? In return for water, I offer you wine and you spit both in my face. I will not forget this, Agent.”
Hermaeus Mora: “You answer negatively. Am I to understand that you sought power, but seek it for free? You ought to have sought wisdom instead, for that is what you need. I bid you a very disappointed goodbye.”
Hircine: “Seldom am I summoned, even rarer are the occasions when I am free to answer a summoning. To be perfectly blunt, this was a waste of my very precious time.”
Malacath: “Witless (player’s race), don’t you even know enough to lie? Do not waste my time with your pathetic yearnings.”
Mehrunes Dagon: “Scruh! Mortalcreature say no to Mehrunes Dagon! Mortalcreature know you time means nothing to Dagon, he remembers insult, yes. Hamita too black for Mortalcreature, no, I … will … remember Agent.”
Mephala: “That is just as well. I have better uses for my time than building a power base for ungrateful, lazy guttersnipes.”
Meridia: “Oh, that’s a shame. As a friendly warning, bad things happen to greedy (player’s race) adventurers willing to take, but not willing to give.”
Molag Bal: “You have wasted our time. We are not pleased.”
Namira: “No?! Now you taunt me, Agent. You tempt me out of my dark palace and then shun my company. If I thought you were merely being cruel, I could respect it. But I suspect that you are actually stupid, which I cannot abide. Therefore, I bid you a most disgusted goodbye.”
Nocturnal: “As I thought, no heart at all. We shall have no contract then, you and I, and, disappointed, return I to my cold palace. The souls within are no kinder than those here, but there, they follow.”
Peryite: “Changed your mind, eh? Don’t feel bad. It’s a sign of maturity to be brave enough to say no. Just give me a call when you change your mind. I know you will.”
Sanguine: “A pox on you, Agent. How dare you summon me forth and refuse my generous offer? Pray that I forgive you, Agent. Sanguine is an enemy none should have.”
Sheogorath: “La, rejected by a squalid (player’s race) with lice in its hair. How far has Sheogorath risen! I shall have to ask for a raise in my allowance. Tirrah, (player’s guild title/name).”
Vaernima: “No? Why … you … contemptible, sniveling, virtuous, sterling piece of goblin snot! I’m not going waste my precious time with anyone so poisonously moral.”
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