@paledfleur

dane dehaan, professional overthinker. ( fake, not real. )

[fakecitrus]

posting when you're shy is so scary guys

[knightedangel-deactivated202412]

Someone who will double, triple, quadruple text me bc they like me so much

[corpus--incorporated]

you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

i cant believe im alive and im just sitting in silence most of the time

[fakecitrus]

i wish tumblr would stop telling me i have an ask in my inbox when it's empty it keeps getting my hopes up.

[depsidase]

[fakecitrus]

me, a grown man, sipping a caprisun while binge watching cartoons

[thoughtcascades]

one thing about me is i don't remember

[fakecitrus]

hi i'm dane and i have one of those faces that look perpetually confused. i’m an actor, which is just a fancy way of saying i pretend to be other people for a living. i also enjoy hanging out with my family, drinking way too much coffee, and making bad puns. like, did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere. the hangouts thing is paledfleur, feel free to join the freak show.

[memorycycle]

*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

[angelnumber27]

freak is a term of endearment btw

[fakecitrus]

DANE D E H A A N?!

behold, it is i!