Idk What Im Doing Here

Just trying to escape reality I guess 23 - she/her

[choodraws]

please be kind

[killrockstar]

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[romanceyourdemons]

i genuinely think we should have more cross-gender acting in film. i think cis female actors should play cis male characters and vice versa without the characters’ masculinity or femininity being a joke and i think this ought to happen enough that it isn’t a big deal at all. cast timothee chalamet as marie antoinette he can pull it off. let gong li play an emperor. this will be good for everyone, especially me

[jehanthefairy]

whatever i'm feeling franz kafka already described a hundred years ago

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

[realpeoplefiction]

let me consult the lore (list of lies i have told people that i keep itemized in my mind)

[charlesoberonn]

[greelin]

love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

[lostcap]

“You have stardust in your veins, darling. That’s why, sometimes, it hurts to breathe.”

— Fragments of a fragile universe | p.d

[37q-archive]

have you tried yelling

i have no idea what youre referring to but of course ive tried yelling

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

[archbudzar]

follow my art on Instagram

[ghostresidues]

did i ever tell u all that when i was 15 i went on a school trip to see romeo and juliet at the globe but my teacher didn’t realise until after he’d booked it that it was a ~sexy~ version with bdsm in it

[ghostresidues]

ok people wanted the whole story here are the most Memorable Moments™️

•the production made a lot of people very very angry and the reviews were calling it ‘a desecration of shakespeare’ , other people said it was akin to vandalism

•a warning letter had to be sent home to parents because it was too late to cancel the booking

•all the teachers there looked like they wanted to die cause we were 13-15 years old lmaoo

•the play opened with really aggressive confetti cannons and in the centre of the stage there was this really muscled guy wearing almost nothing and there were four women in essentially lingerie just.. gyrating over him

•this had nothing to do with the plot by the way it was just there

•we’re only five minutes in and i think the teachers were considering evacuating us

•romeo’s dad is in an inflatable dinosaur costume for an entire scene.. no context was given

•i’ve blocked the actual sex scene out of my memory

•i might have imagined this but in the masked ball scene i swear someone was in full bdsm gear i SWEAR

•mercutio was played by a woman and just started stripping during a monologue which was an Experience

•lots and lots of twerking from background actors

•romeo was just dressed like an emo the whole time

[ghostresidues]

for any doubters here’s an excerpt from an article on it ! by the financial times for some reason

[yarnlegend]

This is 100% what Shakespeare would have wanted

[fakefae]

the signs as things my brother has said

aries: i'll choose moose because i sexually identify as one

taurus: RUN THOSE KIDS OVER. NATURAL SELECTION. but don't hurt the dog.

cancer: if my future kid's ever an emo, i'll slap them

gemini: no i won't shave...i prefer being an untamed lawn

leo: YOU MAKE MY SODIUM LEVELS HIGH WOMAN

virgo: *smacks me in the face* itachi forehead touch

libra: this offends my veganism

scorpio: i can't call you a hoe??? fine you fucking shovel

sagittarius: it's gucci my dude

capricorn: i like cheesecake, maple syrup, and strippers

aquarius: *looks at the night sky* i'm so glad i paused dragon ball z for this

pisces: who cares about the sea life. i care about the tree life. Recycle.

[averagefairy]

you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees

[averagefairy]

people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee

[cwote]