ITS yah boi

Please enjoy the wealth of memes and food i have to offer and have a wonderful day

[lmaonade]

i got vaccinated yesterday and instead of my arm being sore woke up to a sore leg… okay

[roboticoperatingbud]

[millipedefarmer]

COME GET YA’LL JUICE

[opalinesque]

LMAO I SEE THAT TOOTHPICK nice try you dumbass moth I know you didn’t realize that was edible until your keeper unrolled your tongue and stuck it in there

[millipedefarmer]

you know too much

[thenatsdorf]

Product works as advertised.

[gurlbye-1-deactivated20240327]

LMAO

[k-eke]

Deep lyrics.

Song 

[fakemonki]

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing...

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

[freakonakaleesh]

marvel this, marvel that... why don't you go marvel at some grass outside

[freakonakaleesh]

why tf are marvel fans reblogging this why don't you guys go avengers assemble a girlfriend

[skenpiel]

can you motherfuckers stop talking about that stupid boat for like one second my dash is ruined

[skenpiel]

[heysexyfiiish-deactivated201303]

[nevvhampshire-deactivated201302]

If they hate then let them hate and watch the money pile up

[hyrude]

OMG JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE ANOTHER EAR OF CORN IN MY FRIDGE 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕 🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕🥰🥰💕💞❤💘🥰💕💕

[hyrude]

yes, thank you for asking. it’s a sensitive subject, but i’m ok with it as long as you’re respectful

[utopians]

I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

[utopians]

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

[utopians]

Well as much as it pains me to say it they died

[ronanlynam]

[officegoth-deactivated20210102]

[punksandcannonballers]

no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

[punksandcannonballers]

i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile

[punksandcannonballers]

oh fuck off

[naradreamscape]

RUBIK NEED MAP

P L E A S E

HUUAAHGYUHUARGHUARGHAGH KAH

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

do you support the war in vietnam?

ma’am this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

and SCENE! that was my impersonation of what i think tumblr would be like in the late 1960’s. just to clarify this is a joke. this isn’t real. there is no beatles erotica here. it’s a bit. it’s a joke

[lastvalyrian]

this post is a failure because I was completely willing to accept both John/Paul fanblog and people demanding political positions on the Vietnam War in 2020 without question

[foodcravings]

https://www.instagram.com/p/By_PdwolYC1/