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My boy
can we go to the movie and see Play With Toys together
why are you a cunt
to honour my mother before me and her mother before her and so on and so forth
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
when I was a kid I had an old tv in my room that would always turn to unwatchable static in the middle of shows but one night my sister and I were watching Naruto & every time Kakashi was on-screen the static cleared so we were like “hahaha the tv looooves Kakashi.”
I had a Kakashi bookmark so we held it up against the screen as a joke but the static actually cleared up. Mystified, we tried different bookmarks and objects with the same plastic material but nothing else worked, only the Kakashi bookmark.
We ended up taping it to the corner of the screen and it stayed there for 11 years until we moved out. When I was older people would be like “can you move the bookmark off the screen” bc it did sort of block a bit of the view but I would demonstrate the static issue and everyone was always just like “huh. what the hell?? well…alright.”
No explanation, but thanks Kakashi.
I had a similar tv! It was a tv with a built in dvd and vcr because it was in college and I’m apparently old now. But! The dvd player never wanted to play- unless it was Chicago (2002). First, we would put that dvd in, let it start, and then swap it for the movie we really wanted to watch. It got to the point where we would put in the dvd we wanted and sing “he had it coming!!!” At the screen at volume. Fucking worked *every time*
Bizarre.
I miss when technology had real personality, instead of fake ones designed to generate lies and nonsense and spy on you.
“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?
photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift
a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
Last night I dreamt I was with my parents and boyfriend at a county fair or something and my dad was drinking a bud lite from an open topped cup with ice and a straw but like it wasn't anything like thats just how the worlds set up, and I like asked for a sip and he sighed and stuck his finger over the top of his straw and used it as a pipette and dropped it over my mouth and the camera in the dream zoomed out and zoomed in to footage of a baby bird in a zoos back room being pipette fed bird food mush and then back to me after having drank the straw full of beer and I looked around bewildered and I felt disgusted because even though that was also just a normal dream world occurence I felt as though the battery cover of the world had slipped you know like the baby bird was the animation skeleton that interaction had run on and I wasn't supposed to see that
Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary
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i cant stop editing nancy comics. and also ive never edited a bunch of someone else's comics before in my entire life.
i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003