[crisis-actor]

[frankiedotbiz]

the guys who made Racist Mario just got their merch pulled for lead poisoning

[frankiedotbiz]

wasnt joking

[fagstaynight]

Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience

[tragicwaif]

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex

[hotvampireadjacent]

[yassmines]

UM FJFKDJFJD HELLO

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[empathviv]

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

[empathviv]

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

[anistarrose]

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

[anistarrose]

no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent

[ID from alt: the "post without tags" pop up. End ID.]

[lovelymimic]

The Murder Victims Killer would come to be known for their calling card; a dead body left at the scene of each murder.

[worstgirleva]

ugh this anime girl said hecking pupperino. i hate it when translators say stupid shit like that, let me check the original, it says 見て見てこのＨＥＣＫＩＮＧＰＵＰＰＥＲＩＮOはもっと可愛いですね ...look i'm certain this is more complicated than it seems. look up false cognates

[fatestayyuri]

[making-you-in-spore]

i made this fucking dog in spore [2008]

[making-you-in-spore]

poodle cut & full peel

[dogpuppy]

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work