Fake-Tzeentch-Official

Tehe

[faketzeentchofficial]

blog info

its self explanatory.

I am we, and we are Tzeentch. At least to your knowledge

Ask away

[goldenthroneresident]

LISTENING TO THE “TZEENTCHLINGS” MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT

[ask-kairos-fateweaver]

i am sure we wouldn't stop you :}

[goldenthroneresident]

I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT MALC IS VERY SCARY, AND HAS FORBADE ME FROM DOING SO.

[althaineblog]

Malcador smiled invisibly, and the Emperor got the sense that the Sigillite was proud.

[ask-kairos-fateweaver]

ah, humans, so dreadfully boring :}

[faketzeentchofficial]

And so Dreadfully predictable

[tzeentch-official]

We reccomend that We spend more time with necrons. The lack of souls stops Us from reading them when We don't want to. We tend to keep an eyes on Thaszar.

[thaszar-the-invincible]

...Charmed to hear it?

[tzeentch-official]

:〕

[faketzeentchofficial]

•し°

\___/

[goldenthroneresident]

LISTENING TO THE “TZEENTCHLINGS” MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT

[ask-kairos-fateweaver]

i am sure we wouldn't stop you :}

[goldenthroneresident]

I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT MALC IS VERY SCARY, AND HAS FORBADE ME FROM DOING SO.

[althaineblog]

Malcador smiled invisibly, and the Emperor got the sense that the Sigillite was proud.

[ask-kairos-fateweaver]

ah, humans, so dreadfully boring :}

[faketzeentchofficial]

And so Dreadfully predictable

[tzeentch-official]

We reccomend that We spend more time with necrons. The lack of souls stops Us from reading them when We don't want to. We tend to keep an eyes on Thaszar.

[faketzeentchofficial]

That is a most excellent suggestion me

[goldenthroneresident]

Begins to set up 50 auto turrets loaded with hp bullets

IM GETTING YOU IFF THAT GOLDEN TOILET THIS DAY

-50 bone illness

-50 bone illness

+250 depression

-50 bone illness

-50 bone illness

+2000 tzeentch induced migraines

[tzeentch-official]

Why are We being blamed for this?

[goldenthroneresident]

IT’S AN OLD ASS LITTLE FUCKING MINECRAFT ASS STATUS AFFECT YOU CURSED ME WITH A COUPLE THOUSAND YEARS AGO AFTER I RAGEBAITED YOU

[faketzeentchofficial]

We did nothing of the sort

[goldenthroneresident]

LISTENING TO THE “TZEENTCHLINGS” MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT

[ask-kairos-fateweaver]

i am sure we wouldn't stop you :}

[goldenthroneresident]

I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT MALC IS VERY SCARY, AND HAS FORBADE ME FROM DOING SO.

[althaineblog]

Malcador smiled invisibly, and the Emperor got the sense that the Sigillite was proud.

[ask-kairos-fateweaver]

ah, humans, so dreadfully boring :}

[faketzeentchofficial]

And so Dreadfully predictable

[faketzeentchofficial]

Why does Khorne get to have all the fun.

Begin collecting books for the book throne... book fort? Book fort.

[tzeentch-official]

But does the fort protect books, or is it made of them? Do the books protect the fort that protects the books?

[faketzeentchofficial]

Correct on all accounts me

[faketzeentchofficial]

We have decided that Magnus may have one truth, as a treat

Which one, Kairos may decide, it may not. Not even I know

[faketzeentchofficial]

Why does Khorne get to have all the fun.

Begin collecting books for the book throne... book fort? Book fort.

[fox-n-clocks-deactivated2019093]

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[the-11th-warrioress]

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[particularcustodian]

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[askkonradcurze]

Somewhat active, somewhat rp, but alive. Always okay to message me and such.

[althaineblog]

❤️(only one established continuity at the moment but anyone is always welcome to join in & add to the story/have new storylines within that!)

[tzeentch-official]

❤

[thaszar-the-invincible]

💛

[chief-curator]

❤️

[goldenthroneresident]

Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

[tzeentch-official]

Who are these people. We know if they are a part of us. Also, we believe one of your Custodians has a daemonic artifact of Nurgle as a trophy

[goldenthroneresident]

DONT KNOW.

AND WHAT?

[tzeentch-official]

They kill a lot of daemons. They loot a lot of the corpses. Check for Nurgle daemon trophies.

[real-tzeench-official]

Hey chat who the fuck is this guy

Anyways...

If you wanna know what got dunked in nurgles toilet, answer this, first and fittest of my riddles three!

"Before you lies an impenatrable door, unopenable to you, and indestructable walls the likes of which even your shitty son dorn could never even conceive of.

The room is completely sealed, and the only thing you have with you is a marlboro red cigarette and a stale peanut butter sandwich (there is no jelly on the sandwich).

How do you escape the room?"

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TWO OF YOU.

SIGH.

WELL I’D PSYKER BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH THE CEILING AND/OR FLOOR. YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THAT IT WAS IMPENETRABLE OR INDESTRUCTIBLE OR ANY FUCKING VERSION OF THAT WORD. SO IT THEREFORE IS NOT IN THIS SPECIFIC SCENARIO, AND I CAN GET THROUGH THE CEILING..

[faketzeentchofficial]

Walls and ceilings and floors are merely optional for a room. Only 4th walls my dear most hated Anathema

[goldenthroneresident]

OH MY FUCKING ME. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

There are many of we but which is who, and who isn't isn't real of I

[tzeentch-official]

And, further, which of us are us and which of us are others? And which others are in fact us?

[goldenthroneresident]

I HATE ALL OF YOU.

[faketzeentchofficial]

What is Hate, my most hated Anathema? Why waste your energy on such a pitiless emotion. Also, I hate you

[goldenthroneresident]

THEN THE FEELING IS FUCKING MUTUAL YOU LOGIC-FACED DIPSHIT.

[faketzeentchofficial]

In the words of your third most dissapointing child. One sir Rogal of Dorns

"No"

[goldenthroneresident]

YOU ABHORRENT LITTLE SHIT

[faketzeentchofficial]

That would be a nurgling. I am a Very Large Abstract

Concept

[goldenthroneresident]

THE ONLY LARGE PART OF YOU IS YOUR BIG ASS HEAD. MEGAMIND LOOKING ASS. BLUEBERRY BUILD MOTHERFUCKER.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Attempting to attach THE GREAT TZEENTCH to something so simple as Megamind. I accept the compliment. Blueberries aren't even blue, that is part of the plan you see many thanks for comparing me to my most important scheme

[goldenthroneresident]

HOW DO YOU KNOW BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE?

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made them!

Probably, maybe. You'll never know

[goldenthroneresident]

I PROBABLY WONT. BUT TELL ME. HOW EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW THAT BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE? COLOR IS A SUBJECTIVE THING THAT IS NEVER SEEN THE SAME WAY.

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made most possibly maybe sure that the blue in blueberries fundamentally is no longer blue, if I did make them.

This was done with the help of of my most least loved sibling

[goldenthroneresident]

HEH?

[faketzeentchofficial]

What?

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SPEAKING IN TANGERINE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

WHO ARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT TANGERINES?

A good friend of mine is quite fond of Tangerines. And beards, but not lies, everyone hates lies

[goldenthroneresident]

I AM SPEAKING IN GOLD FUCKING TTS TEXT FUCKO.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Ah, understandable. Well *becomes skeletor*

*deep breath* UUUUNTIL WE... nope nope warp copywright

[goldenthroneresident]

NERD.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Nope. That is first most dissapointing child

[goldenthroneresident]

Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

[tzeentch-official]

Who are these people. We know if they are a part of us. Also, we believe one of your Custodians has a daemonic artifact of Nurgle as a trophy

[goldenthroneresident]

DONT KNOW.

AND WHAT?

[tzeentch-official]

They kill a lot of daemons. They loot a lot of the corpses. Check for Nurgle daemon trophies.

[real-tzeench-official]

Hey chat who the fuck is this guy

Anyways...

If you wanna know what got dunked in nurgles toilet, answer this, first and fittest of my riddles three!

"Before you lies an impenatrable door, unopenable to you, and indestructable walls the likes of which even your shitty son dorn could never even conceive of.

The room is completely sealed, and the only thing you have with you is a marlboro red cigarette and a stale peanut butter sandwich (there is no jelly on the sandwich).

How do you escape the room?"

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TWO OF YOU.

SIGH.

WELL I’D PSYKER BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH THE CEILING AND/OR FLOOR. YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THAT IT WAS IMPENETRABLE OR INDESTRUCTIBLE OR ANY FUCKING VERSION OF THAT WORD. SO IT THEREFORE IS NOT IN THIS SPECIFIC SCENARIO, AND I CAN GET THROUGH THE CEILING..

[faketzeentchofficial]

Walls and ceilings and floors are merely optional for a room. Only 4th walls my dear most hated Anathema

[goldenthroneresident]

OH MY FUCKING ME. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

There are many of we but which is who, and who isn't isn't real of I

[tzeentch-official]

And, further, which of us are us and which of us are others? And which others are in fact us?

[goldenthroneresident]

I HATE ALL OF YOU.

[faketzeentchofficial]

What is Hate, my most hated Anathema? Why waste your energy on such a pitiless emotion. Also, I hate you

[goldenthroneresident]

THEN THE FEELING IS FUCKING MUTUAL YOU LOGIC-FACED DIPSHIT.

[faketzeentchofficial]

In the words of your third most dissapointing child. One sir Rogal of Dorns

"No"

[goldenthroneresident]

YOU ABHORRENT LITTLE SHIT

[faketzeentchofficial]

That would be a nurgling. I am a Very Large Abstract

Concept

[goldenthroneresident]

THE ONLY LARGE PART OF YOU IS YOUR BIG ASS HEAD. MEGAMIND LOOKING ASS. BLUEBERRY BUILD MOTHERFUCKER.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Attempting to attach THE GREAT TZEENTCH to something so simple as Megamind. I accept the compliment. Blueberries aren't even blue, that is part of the plan you see many thanks for comparing me to my most important scheme

[goldenthroneresident]

HOW DO YOU KNOW BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE?

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made them!

Probably, maybe. You'll never know

[goldenthroneresident]

I PROBABLY WONT. BUT TELL ME. HOW EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW THAT BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE? COLOR IS A SUBJECTIVE THING THAT IS NEVER SEEN THE SAME WAY.

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made most possibly maybe sure that the blue in blueberries fundamentally is no longer blue, if I did make them.

This was done with the help of of my most least loved sibling

[goldenthroneresident]

HEH?

[faketzeentchofficial]

What?

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SPEAKING IN TANGERINE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

WHO ARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT TANGERINES?

A good friend of mine is quite fond of Tangerines. And beards, but not lies, everyone hates lies

[goldenthroneresident]

I AM SPEAKING IN GOLD FUCKING TTS TEXT FUCKO.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Ah, understandable. Well *becomes skeletor*

*deep breath* UUUUNTIL WE... nope nope warp copywright

[goldenthroneresident]

Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

[tzeentch-official]

Who are these people. We know if they are a part of us. Also, we believe one of your Custodians has a daemonic artifact of Nurgle as a trophy

[goldenthroneresident]

DONT KNOW.

AND WHAT?

[tzeentch-official]

They kill a lot of daemons. They loot a lot of the corpses. Check for Nurgle daemon trophies.

[real-tzeench-official]

Hey chat who the fuck is this guy

Anyways...

If you wanna know what got dunked in nurgles toilet, answer this, first and fittest of my riddles three!

"Before you lies an impenatrable door, unopenable to you, and indestructable walls the likes of which even your shitty son dorn could never even conceive of.

The room is completely sealed, and the only thing you have with you is a marlboro red cigarette and a stale peanut butter sandwich (there is no jelly on the sandwich).

How do you escape the room?"

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TWO OF YOU.

SIGH.

WELL I’D PSYKER BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH THE CEILING AND/OR FLOOR. YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THAT IT WAS IMPENETRABLE OR INDESTRUCTIBLE OR ANY FUCKING VERSION OF THAT WORD. SO IT THEREFORE IS NOT IN THIS SPECIFIC SCENARIO, AND I CAN GET THROUGH THE CEILING..

[faketzeentchofficial]

Walls and ceilings and floors are merely optional for a room. Only 4th walls my dear most hated Anathema

[goldenthroneresident]

OH MY FUCKING ME. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

There are many of we but which is who, and who isn't isn't real of I

[tzeentch-official]

And, further, which of us are us and which of us are others? And which others are in fact us?

[goldenthroneresident]

I HATE ALL OF YOU.

[faketzeentchofficial]

What is Hate, my most hated Anathema? Why waste your energy on such a pitiless emotion. Also, I hate you

[goldenthroneresident]

THEN THE FEELING IS FUCKING MUTUAL YOU LOGIC-FACED DIPSHIT.

[faketzeentchofficial]

In the words of your third most dissapointing child. One sir Rogal of Dorns

"No"

[goldenthroneresident]

YOU ABHORRENT LITTLE SHIT

[faketzeentchofficial]

That would be a nurgling. I am a Very Large Abstract

Concept

[goldenthroneresident]

THE ONLY LARGE PART OF YOU IS YOUR BIG ASS HEAD. MEGAMIND LOOKING ASS. BLUEBERRY BUILD MOTHERFUCKER.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Attempting to attach THE GREAT TZEENTCH to something so simple as Megamind. I accept the compliment. Blueberries aren't even blue, that is part of the plan you see many thanks for comparing me to my most important scheme

[goldenthroneresident]

HOW DO YOU KNOW BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE?

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made them!

Probably, maybe. You'll never know

[goldenthroneresident]

I PROBABLY WONT. BUT TELL ME. HOW EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW THAT BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE? COLOR IS A SUBJECTIVE THING THAT IS NEVER SEEN THE SAME WAY.

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made most possibly maybe sure that the blue in blueberries fundamentally is no longer blue, if I did make them.

This was done with the help of of my most least loved sibling

[goldenthroneresident]

HEH?

[faketzeentchofficial]

What?

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SPEAKING IN TANGERINE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

WHO ARE YOU TO TALK ABOUT TANGERINES?

A good friend of mine is quite fond of Tangerines. And beards, but not lies, everyone hates lies

[goldenthroneresident]

Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

[tzeentch-official]

Who are these people. We know if they are a part of us. Also, we believe one of your Custodians has a daemonic artifact of Nurgle as a trophy

[goldenthroneresident]

DONT KNOW.

AND WHAT?

[tzeentch-official]

They kill a lot of daemons. They loot a lot of the corpses. Check for Nurgle daemon trophies.

[real-tzeench-official]

Hey chat who the fuck is this guy

Anyways...

If you wanna know what got dunked in nurgles toilet, answer this, first and fittest of my riddles three!

"Before you lies an impenatrable door, unopenable to you, and indestructable walls the likes of which even your shitty son dorn could never even conceive of.

The room is completely sealed, and the only thing you have with you is a marlboro red cigarette and a stale peanut butter sandwich (there is no jelly on the sandwich).

How do you escape the room?"

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TWO OF YOU.

SIGH.

WELL I’D PSYKER BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH THE CEILING AND/OR FLOOR. YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THAT IT WAS IMPENETRABLE OR INDESTRUCTIBLE OR ANY FUCKING VERSION OF THAT WORD. SO IT THEREFORE IS NOT IN THIS SPECIFIC SCENARIO, AND I CAN GET THROUGH THE CEILING..

[faketzeentchofficial]

Walls and ceilings and floors are merely optional for a room. Only 4th walls my dear most hated Anathema

[goldenthroneresident]

OH MY FUCKING ME. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

There are many of we but which is who, and who isn't isn't real of I

[tzeentch-official]

And, further, which of us are us and which of us are others? And which others are in fact us?

[goldenthroneresident]

I HATE ALL OF YOU.

[faketzeentchofficial]

What is Hate, my most hated Anathema? Why waste your energy on such a pitiless emotion. Also, I hate you

[goldenthroneresident]

THEN THE FEELING IS FUCKING MUTUAL YOU LOGIC-FACED DIPSHIT.

[faketzeentchofficial]

In the words of your third most dissapointing child. One sir Rogal of Dorns

"No"

[goldenthroneresident]

YOU ABHORRENT LITTLE SHIT

[faketzeentchofficial]

That would be a nurgling. I am a Very Large Abstract

Concept

[goldenthroneresident]

THE ONLY LARGE PART OF YOU IS YOUR BIG ASS HEAD. MEGAMIND LOOKING ASS. BLUEBERRY BUILD MOTHERFUCKER.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Attempting to attach THE GREAT TZEENTCH to something so simple as Megamind. I accept the compliment. Blueberries aren't even blue, that is part of the plan you see many thanks for comparing me to my most important scheme

[goldenthroneresident]

HOW DO YOU KNOW BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE?

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made them!

Probably, maybe. You'll never know

[goldenthroneresident]

I PROBABLY WONT. BUT TELL ME. HOW EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW THAT BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE? COLOR IS A SUBJECTIVE THING THAT IS NEVER SEEN THE SAME WAY.

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made most possibly maybe sure that the blue in blueberries fundamentally is no longer blue, if I did make them.

This was done with the help of of my most least loved sibling

[goldenthroneresident]

HEH?

[faketzeentchofficial]

What?

[faketzeentchofficial]

@real-tzeench-official

Fuck you I'm maybe Tzeentch

[real-tzeench-official]

No fuck you I'm also maybe not? Tzeench

[faketzeentchofficial]

Good, we agree

[real-tzeench-official]

Yes, we do.?

[celestinelivingsaint]

@goldenthroneresident Please let me kill these fuckos

[goldenthroneresident]

YOU MAY. AND PLEASE DO.

[faketzeentchofficial]

You may certainly possibly most confidently if you do attempt to maybe have half a perchance that you might most possibly try

[goldenthroneresident]

Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

[tzeentch-official]

Who are these people. We know if they are a part of us. Also, we believe one of your Custodians has a daemonic artifact of Nurgle as a trophy

[goldenthroneresident]

DONT KNOW.

AND WHAT?

[tzeentch-official]

They kill a lot of daemons. They loot a lot of the corpses. Check for Nurgle daemon trophies.

[real-tzeench-official]

Hey chat who the fuck is this guy

Anyways...

If you wanna know what got dunked in nurgles toilet, answer this, first and fittest of my riddles three!

"Before you lies an impenatrable door, unopenable to you, and indestructable walls the likes of which even your shitty son dorn could never even conceive of.

The room is completely sealed, and the only thing you have with you is a marlboro red cigarette and a stale peanut butter sandwich (there is no jelly on the sandwich).

How do you escape the room?"

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TWO OF YOU.

SIGH.

WELL I’D PSYKER BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH THE CEILING AND/OR FLOOR. YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THAT IT WAS IMPENETRABLE OR INDESTRUCTIBLE OR ANY FUCKING VERSION OF THAT WORD. SO IT THEREFORE IS NOT IN THIS SPECIFIC SCENARIO, AND I CAN GET THROUGH THE CEILING..

[faketzeentchofficial]

Walls and ceilings and floors are merely optional for a room. Only 4th walls my dear most hated Anathema

[goldenthroneresident]

OH MY FUCKING ME. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

There are many of we but which is who, and who isn't isn't real of I

[tzeentch-official]

And, further, which of us are us and which of us are others? And which others are in fact us?

[goldenthroneresident]

I HATE ALL OF YOU.

[faketzeentchofficial]

What is Hate, my most hated Anathema? Why waste your energy on such a pitiless emotion. Also, I hate you

[goldenthroneresident]

THEN THE FEELING IS FUCKING MUTUAL YOU LOGIC-FACED DIPSHIT.

[faketzeentchofficial]

In the words of your third most dissapointing child. One sir Rogal of Dorns

"No"

[goldenthroneresident]

YOU ABHORRENT LITTLE SHIT

[faketzeentchofficial]

That would be a nurgling. I am a Very Large Abstract

Concept

[goldenthroneresident]

THE ONLY LARGE PART OF YOU IS YOUR BIG ASS HEAD. MEGAMIND LOOKING ASS. BLUEBERRY BUILD MOTHERFUCKER.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Attempting to attach THE GREAT TZEENTCH to something so simple as Megamind. I accept the compliment. Blueberries aren't even blue, that is part of the plan you see many thanks for comparing me to my most important scheme

[goldenthroneresident]

HOW DO YOU KNOW BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE?

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made them!

Probably, maybe. You'll never know

[goldenthroneresident]

I PROBABLY WONT. BUT TELL ME. HOW EXACTLY DO YOU KNOW THAT BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE? COLOR IS A SUBJECTIVE THING THAT IS NEVER SEEN THE SAME WAY.

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made most possibly maybe sure that the blue in blueberries fundamentally is no longer blue, if I did make them.

This was done with the help of of my most least loved sibling

[goldenthroneresident]

Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

[tzeentch-official]

Who are these people. We know if they are a part of us. Also, we believe one of your Custodians has a daemonic artifact of Nurgle as a trophy

[goldenthroneresident]

DONT KNOW.

AND WHAT?

[tzeentch-official]

They kill a lot of daemons. They loot a lot of the corpses. Check for Nurgle daemon trophies.

[real-tzeench-official]

Hey chat who the fuck is this guy

Anyways...

If you wanna know what got dunked in nurgles toilet, answer this, first and fittest of my riddles three!

"Before you lies an impenatrable door, unopenable to you, and indestructable walls the likes of which even your shitty son dorn could never even conceive of.

The room is completely sealed, and the only thing you have with you is a marlboro red cigarette and a stale peanut butter sandwich (there is no jelly on the sandwich).

How do you escape the room?"

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TWO OF YOU.

SIGH.

WELL I’D PSYKER BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH THE CEILING AND/OR FLOOR. YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THAT IT WAS IMPENETRABLE OR INDESTRUCTIBLE OR ANY FUCKING VERSION OF THAT WORD. SO IT THEREFORE IS NOT IN THIS SPECIFIC SCENARIO, AND I CAN GET THROUGH THE CEILING..

[faketzeentchofficial]

Walls and ceilings and floors are merely optional for a room. Only 4th walls my dear most hated Anathema

[goldenthroneresident]

OH MY FUCKING ME. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

There are many of we but which is who, and who isn't isn't real of I

[tzeentch-official]

And, further, which of us are us and which of us are others? And which others are in fact us?

[goldenthroneresident]

I HATE ALL OF YOU.

[faketzeentchofficial]

What is Hate, my most hated Anathema? Why waste your energy on such a pitiless emotion. Also, I hate you

[goldenthroneresident]

THEN THE FEELING IS FUCKING MUTUAL YOU LOGIC-FACED DIPSHIT.

[faketzeentchofficial]

In the words of your third most dissapointing child. One sir Rogal of Dorns

"No"

[goldenthroneresident]

YOU ABHORRENT LITTLE SHIT

[faketzeentchofficial]

That would be a nurgling. I am a Very Large Abstract

Concept

[goldenthroneresident]

THE ONLY LARGE PART OF YOU IS YOUR BIG ASS HEAD. MEGAMIND LOOKING ASS. BLUEBERRY BUILD MOTHERFUCKER.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Attempting to attach THE GREAT TZEENTCH to something so simple as Megamind. I accept the compliment. Blueberries aren't even blue, that is part of the plan you see many thanks for comparing me to my most important scheme

[goldenthroneresident]

HOW DO YOU KNOW BLUEBERRIES ARENT BLUE?

[faketzeentchofficial]

I made them!

Probably, maybe. You'll never know

[goldenthroneresident]

Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

[tzeentch-official]

Who are these people. We know if they are a part of us. Also, we believe one of your Custodians has a daemonic artifact of Nurgle as a trophy

[goldenthroneresident]

DONT KNOW.

AND WHAT?

[tzeentch-official]

They kill a lot of daemons. They loot a lot of the corpses. Check for Nurgle daemon trophies.

[real-tzeench-official]

Hey chat who the fuck is this guy

Anyways...

If you wanna know what got dunked in nurgles toilet, answer this, first and fittest of my riddles three!

"Before you lies an impenatrable door, unopenable to you, and indestructable walls the likes of which even your shitty son dorn could never even conceive of.

The room is completely sealed, and the only thing you have with you is a marlboro red cigarette and a stale peanut butter sandwich (there is no jelly on the sandwich).

How do you escape the room?"

[goldenthroneresident]

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TWO OF YOU.

SIGH.

WELL I’D PSYKER BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH THE CEILING AND/OR FLOOR. YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THAT IT WAS IMPENETRABLE OR INDESTRUCTIBLE OR ANY FUCKING VERSION OF THAT WORD. SO IT THEREFORE IS NOT IN THIS SPECIFIC SCENARIO, AND I CAN GET THROUGH THE CEILING..

[faketzeentchofficial]

Walls and ceilings and floors are merely optional for a room. Only 4th walls my dear most hated Anathema

[goldenthroneresident]

OH MY FUCKING ME. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE.

[faketzeentchofficial]

There are many of we but which is who, and who isn't isn't real of I

[tzeentch-official]

And, further, which of us are us and which of us are others? And which others are in fact us?

[goldenthroneresident]

I HATE ALL OF YOU.

[faketzeentchofficial]

What is Hate, my most hated Anathema? Why waste your energy on such a pitiless emotion. Also, I hate you

[goldenthroneresident]

THEN THE FEELING IS FUCKING MUTUAL YOU LOGIC-FACED DIPSHIT.

[faketzeentchofficial]

In the words of your third most dissapointing child. One sir Rogal of Dorns

"No"

[goldenthroneresident]

YOU ABHORRENT LITTLE SHIT

[faketzeentchofficial]

That would be a nurgling. I am a Very Large Abstract

Concept

[goldenthroneresident]

THE ONLY LARGE PART OF YOU IS YOUR BIG ASS HEAD. MEGAMIND LOOKING ASS. BLUEBERRY BUILD MOTHERFUCKER.

[faketzeentchofficial]

Attempting to attach THE GREAT TZEENTCH to something so simple as Megamind. I accept the compliment. Blueberries aren't even blue, that is part of the plan you see many thanks for comparing me to my most important scheme