the REAL tzeench

LISTENING TO THE “TZEENTCHLINGS” MAKES ME WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT

@real-tzeench-official

Fuck you I'm maybe Tzeentch

No fuck you I'm also maybe not? Tzeench

Good, we agree

Yes, we do.?

@real-tzeench-official

Fuck you I'm maybe Tzeentch

No fuck you I'm also maybe not? Tzeench

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Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

Who are these people. We know if they are a part of us. Also, we believe one of your Custodians has a daemonic artifact of Nurgle as a trophy

DONT KNOW.

AND WHAT?

They kill a lot of daemons. They loot a lot of the corpses. Check for Nurgle daemon trophies.

Hey chat who the fuck is this guy

Anyways...

If you wanna know what got dunked in nurgles toilet, answer this, first and fittest of my riddles three!

"Before you lies an impenatrable door, unopenable to you, and indestructable walls the likes of which even your shitty son dorn could never even conceive of.

The room is completely sealed, and the only thing you have with you is a marlboro red cigarette and a stale peanut butter sandwich (there is no jelly on the sandwich).

How do you escape the room?"

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TWO OF YOU.

SIGH.

WELL I’D PSYKER BULLSHIT MY WAY THROUGH THE CEILING AND/OR FLOOR. YOU DIDNT SPECIFY THAT IT WAS IMPENETRABLE OR INDESTRUCTIBLE OR ANY FUCKING VERSION OF THAT WORD. SO IT THEREFORE IS NOT IN THIS SPECIFIC SCENARIO, AND I CAN GET THROUGH THE CEILING..

Walls and ceilings and floors are merely optional for a room. Only 4th walls my dear most hated Anathema

OH MY FUCKING ME. THERE’S ANOTHER ONE.

There are many of we but which is who, and who isn't isn't real of I

THIS IS WHY ALL OF YOU AREN’T INVITED TO GAME NIGHT ANYMORE.

LET ME PLAY MONOPOLY I CAN BE TRUSTED TO HOLD THE DICE

Also you got the answer wrong, we never specified that you were inside the box, loserhead!

Now you'll never know what was in nurgles toilet! Haha! Nobody bests us in our games... unless we want them to...

Something in your throne room has been in Nurgles toilet and you wont know what untill you answer my riddles three! It's Tzeench time shitass!

OH FUCK

Who are these people. We know if they are a part of us. Also, we believe one of your Custodians has a daemonic artifact of Nurgle as a trophy

DONT KNOW.

AND WHAT?

They kill a lot of daemons. They loot a lot of the corpses. Check for Nurgle daemon trophies.