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No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training...what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. Socrates (469 - 399 BC)

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Mat Zo & Porter Robinson - Easy

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marriage

I had a dream I was gonna get married. My "fiancee" was happy but I wasn't sure. It's like I was pressured into making it as good as possible or something. Her Dad did not seem too fond of me and when I asked why he didn't want me to marry her daughter, I received no answer.

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soundcloud

It's like Soundcloud doesn't want me to like the site. This layout is terrible lmao. If they remove the option to be able to go back to the "classic" theme, I think I'll stop using it. Youtube or dropbox seem to be my best options. Pls don't ruin if any further bb xo

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balls

my balls smell like coconuts. smells good man

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fuck you wacom

Also fuck posting on here from phones.

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2deep

This is one where it fragments because I forgot it pretty quickly. I wish that didn't happen. These make me feel like I'm in a whole other world.

I am in a theater or some building like it. Maybe I wasn't in it but I could feel it knowing that I've been there already and very familiar with a specific area meaning the 1st floor. I return with a couple of friends. 2 girls and 3 guys including me (I can't put a face on these ones either because I can't remember or I do not know them but it feels like I've known them for quite along time). Instead of turning off down a hallway into a room, we approach the stairs leading higher into the building. We climb maybe around 4-5 sets of stairs and then we reach the floor we want to be on. This floor had railings on the right side and looked like a narrow hallway from a cruise ship. We head down the hallway but gravity starts to decrease and by the time we get to the end of the hallway to the door we want to enter, we're hanging on to the rails by the side of the hallway and going through the door. We find some seats and one of the girls gets excited that there is an empty seat near the front of the theater-esque room. I mock her by also acting excited and tripping over things just to see what she was seeing and when someone had already taken the seat, we all agreed that those are usually taken very quickly. More happens in this but I can't bring to mind what those events were.

I remember being in a house which I think is supposed to be full of my friends but I can't recall who they might be. I only remember one of them and he was sort of near the kitchen with a couple beds set up watching something or playing video games.

Then I was a little kid and I think I had siblings around. My dad looked like Jeff Goldblum with thick rimmed glasses like in Independence Day but a bit skinnier. All I remember was him saying: "Good news! No one has to know about it." as he approached me and then all of a sudden, I started crying. I head over to my mother who is lying down on a pool chair on the enclosed patio space. I sit on he floor beside her (keep in mind i'm crying throughout the whole thing) and she holds me as I hug her back. I can't help but think that this "No one has to know" was supposed to be kept from her. I set an item down on the table beside her which looked like a ornate silver handheld mirror and my dad attempted to take it but she gently slapped his hand an said something along the lines of "No, this our bonding moment item." (This dream was extremely emotional for me for some reason.)

And the only time I remember specifically switching dreams is when I wake from that dream and can only remember looking at files in a filing cabinet.

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SHM x Matisse & Sadko - Save The World (Disco Fries Bootleg)

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Wolfgang Gartner - Love & War

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Hey cousin! Want to go bowling?

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Beast mode anyone?

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another dream

Ok, so I was in Australia with friends and we were in a restaurant. We talk about why we are eating there instead of somewhere that's unique to Oz since we're familiar with the restaurant. So we head out and I forget what happens here but there's a sort of raised walkway type thing and we do things on it but I forget what. Anyway, soon after, I start to float/fly away. I end up thinking I'm super high or something but I can sort of control it. I go from building to building and eventually land on top of an awning. Probably like 50 feet up. I'm pretty scared thinking I'm gonna fall and die but I don't. I think I tried to "fly" off and head towards a church-ish structure with a curved roof. I tried to fly down and I accelerated pretty fast but still controllable I try that a few times then I end up on a rooftop party on another building somehow.

I think on that building, someone grabbed my lower back and tore it out. It looked like it was fiberglass crystals or some shit and the fucked up thing is that I felt it in real life too. Like my back tensed up when that mofugga tore my shit up. I remember laughing while half asleep then I think that's where it ends. 

Oh and somewhere in there, I was wearing a nice suit and when I looked down at it, all I thought of was the thread count.

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learning a song

I'm learning Lost Without U by Robin Thicke :D

It seems simple but the little parts with picking are pretty hard to me.

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Luke Million - Arnold