FOUL TARNISHED

meat gazer... always gazing at my meat...

[zablekynbiir]

[tokidokifish]

nero tol scaeva may not be my favorite ffxiv character but he's definitely one of the FUNNIEST ffxiv characters

highlights include:

killing the lights and fucking booking it when you defeat him, and then just straight up deserting the garlean army with absolutely no remorse or hesitation

leaving the praetorium and almost immediately posting up under a streetlight in a stupid outfit in revenant's toll like some kind of clown hooker, waiting to direct wol to the crystal tower questline JUST so he could involve himself, too

showing up in the middle of a major city not even slightly in disguise to walk up to a meeting of world leaders and say "now it's clear the problem you're having is that you haven't involved MEEEEEE"

accepting wearing an ironworks uniform but dying it red because #aesthetics

magical girl armor transformation

bonus: cid keeping his sunglasses and then just silently handing them back afterward as if they do this all the fucking time

getting attacked and injured but just refusing to tell anyone about it until he literally collapsed

sneaking out of the infirmary but not before forging cid's signature on his expense report

telling his fellow garleans that if all they were gonna do is whine and refuse any solutions to their problems they could just fucking die for all he cares

truly one of the characters of all time. he's like a horrible beetle man. i love him.

[lucky-fallen-angel]

Truthfully this is why I love the bastard man and probably why Cid deals with his shenanigans.

[not-eorzeas-finest]

I have a primal (ha) urge to repost my greatest gpose ever, despite how very old it is

does it count as a gpose if i only used cutscenes for it

[jan-liliten]

[flareonfloof]

[dogpuppy]

[giragirameganedan]

trans woman fiction author: the government mech that fingers you

trans man fiction author: the cowboys who cried and fingered each other

nonbinary fiction author: fingered by the crow gods

[stupid-twink-girl]

this is going somewhat viral on twitter so i’m posting it here too

[videogameoutofcontext]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

christmas sucks again at my dumb fucking family's house

[riessene]

sparkle on! its saturday! dont forget to please look forward to it!

[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[nephiieatsuranium]

SO UHM CAN I TALK ABOUT THAT GUY IN EVERCOLD TRAILER...

[guttertongue]

Putting my ffxiv character Zhai through the blender today. :) Context: she goes from being pretty much the most powerful summoner in the land to being aetherically disabled after Stormblood, having taken some grievous wounds and resorted to some pretty forbidden magics to fight Shinryu. It takes years for her to regain connection to her magic. As someone who put most of her self-worth on her skill, this does not feel great for her :) She spends much of her recovery time isolating and angry/depressed.

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[readpinned-deactivated20230904]

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

[viralfrog]

[thyrell]

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

[thyrell]

(two beers in) mmmm (slaps my belly) i could use another beer right now

[thyrell]

(five beers in) (attacking strangers) (frightened animal backed into a corner) (blood stains the cracks in the pavement) (mothers wait for sons who will never come home) (flags rest still at the bottom of their poles) (the birds are silent and the wind does not blow) (there are no clouds in the sky) (there is no more water in the well)

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?