The Bladed Silhouette

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[northofeorzea]

The Children’s Abattoir

This is a piece of horror fiction, and will contain scenes of gore, implied cannibalism, the act of vomiting and suicide. Please browse safely.

@the-children

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[hotvampireadjacent]

[shutyourmoustache]

Her confidence is up to HERE.

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Her face says it all.

[pelicanhypeman]

“Auntie” is retired WNBA player DR. CHANTEL TREMITIERE. For the record.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure 

[grandmacookie69]

that is oddly specific and hauntingly what it really looks like

[babyanimalgifs]

Sneaky shoe-stealing sausage dog 

(Source)

[ex-natiya]

[afeelgoodblog]

From Hatred to Empathy

[sandersstudies]

Shout out to everyone who has changed these past four years for the better. I saw an ex-Trump supporter weeping on tiktok after realizing how he’d been brainwashed. We need to celebrate growth and welcome these people into our communities.

[cirilee]

this is the best possible version of fred

[arsonist-arcade]

himbo

[imhonestlyjustsoconfused]

Didn’t he like end up perfectly fine but like killed like five people instead?? All those bones that he broke were not his?

Can someone find those screenshots for me?

[transmadotsuki]

[thesevenumbrellas]

So glad more himbo Fred content is appearing on my dash. People are finally learning the truth!

[srsfunny]

I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I had to read that 4 times before my brain actually got it.

[polyglotplatypus]

here is seal cancan, my thesis film, completed at last!

(please do click on the source to watch it on youtube if you want to see it in full quality)

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[thewayistare]

he said i won’t get dragged on y’alls behalf

[futuristicballoondream-deactiva]

Aslo This:

[warriormale]

It’s always important to tell the Truth and show Respect.

It isn’t about male vs female accomplishments but being honest and showing Respect.

WarriorMale

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[emiliusthegreat]

Anyone who has worked with the general public has to eventually have the uncomfortable, but honest realization that they now understand what would make someone capable of murdering another human being.

[itskyalenotkyle]

Games that let you have maximum stealth… He needs a show lol

[sexwitsockson]

I refuse to believe this isnt about skyrim

[fan-troll]

this pepper is way too small

[direhuman]

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

[direhuman]

because he’s a little chili

[justcatposts]

The difference between a dog and a cat 

(via)

[meepsthemiqo-deactivated2023110]

What we really need for All Saint’s Wake is the Eorzean version of David S Pumpkins. In PoD. Appearing randomly on floors. No mobs. Just him.

[whitepeopletwitter]