werewolf thinkabouter

bo - old enough to rent a car - gay

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[unteriors]

Star Lane, Foster, West Virginia.

[ndnbutch]

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[bonivers]

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

[karrakazz]

wine for idiots

WHITE WINE

if you want to make a wine person very unhappy, say that a white wine they like "is giving me a little green bell pepper?"

RED WINE

honestly the only two questions you need to start credibly talking about red wine are "does it taste like red fruits (strawberry/cherry/raspberry) or black fruits (blackberry/plum)?" and "does it taste oaky (i.e. gently sweet and earthy in a way youd associate with coffee or chocolate or warming spices)

if its a fancy dry wine (not a dessert wine, not port, manischewitz or markovic) dont say "sweet," say "juicy"

FIZZY WINE

if its red and fizzy its probably a lambrusco

if youre drinking champagne talk about the "minerality," even chalk notes if youre feeling gutsy. you dont have to taste it just say it

ORANGE WINE

this is very trendy. youre gonna want to talk about its "funkiness." if you use the term "gym socks" at the right time you will get a round of laughs or at least knowing nods. if you see shmutz in the bottom dont worry about it.

MISC

if you want a wine person to talk for a while and not ask you any questions just ask them how they feel about natural wine. theyll go on for a little and you can decide to agree or disagree based on how hot they are

[karrakazz]

i dont think anyone should know anything

[jakehawkfield]

Godspeed to the paralives creators who are inheriting one of the most opinionated fan bases since dragon age

[damazcuz]

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[free-my-mindd]

[unteriors]

Black Diamond Drive, Ewing, Virginia.

[connortheconceded]

Whether its in the arena or in a backstreet in the imperial city the people of the empire always love a good blood sport.