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Send 💕 and my muse will use The Love Calculator to see how compatible they are.
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my type of otp: slowly the insults become terms of endearment
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Send me a 💋 if you ship our muses romantically, 🏩 if sexually, or 🍵 if platonically
they bought matching shirts without telling him
Trash you never will be shun fake direct attack stay way of him,...
goes to open his mouth before closing it. he’s got nothing to say to this.
❛ you want to know something. i put the ‘bi’ into the word ‘bird’ ❜
❤
ultimate ship meme. | accepting b/c i am shipping trash.
BOLD YOUR CHOICES
Affectionate; Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection
Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex
Dates;Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates
Would my character…
Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | NoConfess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
stop harassing me brother ugly person sick
❛ new phone. who dis? ❜
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME - Send my character a ❤ and I'll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.
BOLD YOUR CHOICES
Affectionate; Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection
Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex
Dates; Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates
Would my character…
Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | No Confess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
//or send me a URL with the heart & I’ll do it for them uwu
“I’m the best but so are you.” (shouts into the abyss this is kinda ga y)
shit me and my girlfriend say to each other. | accepting.
❛ ----- !! ❜ cue yellow hues widening as he registered those words in his mind ; cold chill running down the back of his neck and down his back. hands curling into balls as words were caught in the lump that had formed in his own throat ; sallowing to regain his speech. ❛ i --- thank you, i suppose, sawatari. ❜
KICKS LEG UP. i am here and i plan on throwing out some inbox replies before going back to watching ygo zexal II
Send me a number and I’ll open my icon folder and write up a starter with that icon.
the signs and what they fall in love with
aries: compassion, passion, caring words, thoughtful gifts
taurus: meaningful moments, passionate conversations, pretty smells, common interests
gemini: kept promises, stargazing, deep talks, trust, honesty
cancer: sweetness, honesty, pretty eyes, emotional trust
leo: calm counterparts, veracity, entertainment, late night movie marathons
virgo: vulnerability, peace, gradual relationships, communication, quality time, sensitivity
libra: masculinity, kisses on the cheek, meaningful gestures, eyes
scorpio: mystery, commitment, truthfulness, strong bonds, a good sense of humor
sagittarius: generosity, femininity, flowers, small talk
capricorn: faithfulness, happiness, sharing secrets, dancing
aquarius: softness, emotional closeness, laughs, personality
pisces: hand holding, impartialness, observant minds, selflessness, organization
shit me and my girlfriend say to each other
“I’m the best but so are you.” ”A man just gave me fruit. In a flirty way. I don’t know what to do.” “Tell him that you are taken and have someone who can also provide fruit.” “You girlfriended me for a reason & that is my knowledge of noodles.” “I’m only in it for your stove skills.” “Or you just didn’t think that the embodiment of evil wore dresses.” “I have a problem and it’s called retail therapy.” “Oh my god, your dad is attractive.” “Aren’t I amazing?” “You better not be floorgying.” “‘Fine’ equals fightin’ words.” “Don’t mutiny, friend.” “If you’re an asshole and you know it clap your hands.” “I’m apparently dating them both even though they’re not dating.” “I thought you were dating me.” “[Name] and I are measuring all of our body parts for some reason.” “My big toe is apparently three inches around.” “Is it bad that I’ve been wearing the same shirt for three days?” “So I went into her room and started screaming.” “Do you have a chainsaw I can borrow?” “Oh my god, you’re such a cat lady.” “I need a How to Stop Worrying 101.” “I’m terrible at being an adult.” “I decided not to have feelings when I was 11.” “I mean, technically it’s illegal to send humans in the mail but we can work around that.” “I’m about to commit murder.” “You’re pretty awesome, too, I guess.” “There are no handcuff emojis. This is upsetting.” “Please stop me from strangling somebody.” “I bet saving the vacuum was fun for her.” “Anyone who visits the school & sees you will be so enchanted.” “Okay, I did the adult thing and showered.” “I should probably shave my legs soon.” “So, my dad is in jail.” “But how can I be alive if I’m not experiencing negative emotions?” “I’m basically a cat.” “The coffee has its grubby little hands in your life now.” “It’s unsolicited dick pics but from a cat.” “I had a dream that your shirtless dad tried to kill me.” “Come on, kitty, show me your goddamn penis.” “I stabbed someone in the eye thirty minutes ago.” “Of course it was your ability to use a range that led me to discover my true feelings for you.” “You deserve the book of shame right now.” “I like being paid attention to.” “I think we’re at the point in our relationship where I can take you to the bathroom with me when I have to pee.”
With you I’m completely happy.
(via teenagecrush)
[text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
texts from last night! | accepting.
[ text . *rikio voice* yata || mssg . unnamed ]
[ message - sent ] take the sham wow over SLAP CHOP [ message - sent ] but maybe u could use it to clean up ur act as well [ message - sent ] either way idc what u do