I love assuming people are just secretly desperate to piss
Adjust in your seat? They probably have to pee
Bouncing your leg up and down? Yeah they probably have to pee
Hands on your thighs? Definitely has to go
Just ansy looking in general? Oh yeah, they're desperate
I feel like a perv when I do that but then they get up and go to the bathroom and then I feel better cuz I was right










