WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY!

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[scalded]

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[rowanisawriter]

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

[unyieldingsilence]

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[rowanisawriter]

exactly, bestie. Exactly

[unionisedmanc]

Are you all going to come online and play perverts or what

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[chips1977]

I just remembered my dark heart

[visenyaism]

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

[koiagain]

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

[dogpuppy]

[mevil]

[messygoku]

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it

[bugswags]

🦊 🐶 quick doodle

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

I LOVE white on white violence

[wastrelwoods]

sing, o muse, of the supermassive black hole

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.