“You wouldn’t like me as a vampire, Little Fox.” 🤭

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@fallenangelstillfalling
“You wouldn’t like me as a vampire, Little Fox.” 🤭
Gillion represents the moon confirmed I’m so proud *ignores that Charlie is doing it only for mooning jokes*
We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.
Barry: Eat the rich!
Bruce: Oh thank Go-
Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵
It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.
Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?
“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”
“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”
“I did.”
“…WHAT?!”
“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”
This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.
Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?
Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-
Justice League: -horrified screeching-
one of the many reasons why bruce is banned from the kitchen
bonus
I just wanna make sure nobody forgets that this exists and it is awesome.
THE FUNNY THING IS THIS ISN’T EDITED. GERARD ACTUALLY SAT AND SUNG NA NA NA IN SIMLISH.
THERE’S LYRICS
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NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Bana zun cure enay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Daba a nenetay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Wa pan eshabatay Brabd en zerb shee-mo-nay-shun
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Pasha a nagatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA We nasa wogatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Win gonna sagatay Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun Za gimme za gimme za
Es zabsu wabu aba shab la Wab nada zeda little braz dans Wab neba zenny noba mas lan Wa tinga zatlan (nananananananana) He sifta nanny made a blascan Prussy du was ana
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Foo noova wanatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Back ana kannasay A fwingsu whata say Prow in dur sa-ca-nay-shun
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Pasha a nagatay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA We nasa wogatay win gonna sagatay Gibs as zor doo-bi-zay-shun
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Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho Ned zu wanny wansa bag na sho But neeb zim, neeb zim wants to bly Wabba tie wabba tie wabba tie Wabba tie, Wabba Za bashy gooby zaba
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Make zo apology NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ee vada wickasay Ab salla loratay Tashy zurb—Boo-dee-cor-ay
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Bab naba bobatay Was napa seepashay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ee bapa shobbycay Ban zee la burgindory Bap my lair, zab and vore me bull na bin Leb nis zurb expnode
tHIS SHOULD BE ILLEGA L IM DY IGN
WHAT THE FUCK I’M
Gerard what the actual fuck
@gardun-of-josh
OHM FUCKING GOD IT’S 5 AM
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what the fuck
I CNAT BRETAHE
Fucking beautiful
i was going through my old post and i found this beauty
STARTS CRYING WHAT
I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT DAN AND PHIL PLAY SIMS
This is super common for the Sims btw they just get in like the actual singers to record a nonsense version of their songs. Like, hundreds of them. It’s great.
@thefatedflowerchild
time to rest, fated ones.
@yeahitsak
There’s so much to unpack here:
Pack of Beakers
Goth Beaker
The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer
The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer
The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur
The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning
Happy International Asexuality Day! 🖤🤍💜
REPRESENTATION MATTERS.
Representation is SO important.
👏 SEX 👏 DRIVE 👏 AND 👏 SEXUAL 👏 ATTRACTION 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 THE 👏 SAME 👏 THINGS 👏
ASEXUALS ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE HIGH SEX DRIVES AND IT DOES NOT INVALIDATE THEIR ASEXUALITY
👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾
Pass along and use the shit out of them
Dear Imposter
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For those wondering it’s the Mmmmmm Whatcha Say bit from SNL but Amoung Us hence they warnings for blood and guns
who broke it?
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Can’t stop watching this
Black women are so encouraging. This is simply magical!💖 #BlackGirlsMagic
This was the most amazing I love it
This is warmth to my black heart
Black women are the center of life
If watching this don’t make you feel good sum wrong wit you