"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"
GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad
been ages since I saw a rage comic!
>thread is from 13 years ago
oh.
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"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"
GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad
been ages since I saw a rage comic!
>thread is from 13 years ago
oh.
can we bully tumblr into undoing the porn ban
yknow what i think we should create a hashtag or something to advocate against tumblr's ban on sexually explicit content. email tumblr staff, tag tumblr staff, whatever. tumblr, as stated by tumblr itself, is supposed to be a place for creativity. the porn ban is arbitrary and doesn't protect anyone. tumblr already has a mature content system that prevents minors from seeing certain posts, so what's the point of banning porn entirely?
who is tumblr to say what art can and cannot exist on the "creativity" and "self expression" website?
bring back art.
tumblr should not get to tell us what art we can and can’t look at
Sick sick sick of possibility of being fucking recorded every waking second by tiktok obsessed quasi celebs. Video titled something like "Caught him thinking he's the main character" but it was just a kid wearing headphones, looking out the bus window. Of course it was posted without his knowledge. Stop recording strangers and everything you see, nobody gives a shit and not everyone is happy to be on tiktok or youtube because of a moron with no braincells and an account. What could be a forgettable awkward moment is now permanently there for the victim of lackabrainis infested idiot to get anxious about forever.
Okay, this seems like a relevant thing to share today: I've been in this position. Back in college while on that student lifestyle, I somehow ended up with a pretty bad iron deficiency. How bad? I was not only sleeping too much, I was falling asleep everywhere -- in class, in the library, in cafes five minutes after drinking coffee. It was terrible. Anyway, during a class I enjoyed, I was sat at a table with a few classmates, and I started falling asleep while taking notes; nodding off, dropping my pen, startling awake and falling asleep again, until my head was on the table. No one seemed to mind, we were all going through it I guess, and my lecturer was nice enough not to make a big deal out of it.
Cut to the next day and I was in the Students Union, when a friend came up to me and told me how funny that video was of me falling asleep in class was. What? I asked her about it, what did she mean, who made the video, and she realised I literally had no clue about it. Kindly, she told me who to talk to and I thanked her. I was already upset, but I knew it wasn't the messenger's fault. So, I took to Facebook and messaged the girl who made the video -- a girl on my table in the class from before. I asked her about it, and she admitted it right away -- she took the video on her phone during class and posted it to her snapchat. That's how the other girl saw it, not to mention countless others.
Sorting this out was an absolute toil. I felt betrayed and violated that someone would do that while I was obviously not in a position to have any say about it. I lost friendships with the people who took the girl's side, as if it was no big deal or "funny". I had to tell the lecturer about it, because let's face it, that's a shit thing to allow to happen during class itself, the department moved to be more alert and proactive about restricting phone use in class, and all that girl had to do was give a half-hearted apology. The next semester, she was still openly using her phone in another class we had.
For a long time, I couldn't trust anyone who held their phone up around me, as if to take photos or video. It would make me so anxious and put me on edge. I never did speak to the people who cosigned her behaviour, who acted like it wasn't their problem that their bff video-recorded a person in class over their health condition without their consent.
I did eventually grow out of my anxiety around phones, and I resisted the urge to break that girl's phone, but, I will absolutely bring back that energy if I see someone record a stranger in public without their consent. Take it from someone who's been that target -- if you think it's okay, you deserve to get your shit wrecked.
I just want to add, in case anyone reads this and isn't sure -- yes, it is absolutely fine to reblog this, and in fact I encourage you to. If testimony from a former target of this behaviour is the one thing that makes it click for anyone thinking of doing it, if it makes them reconsider before potentially ruining a stranger's life, then my experience will be worth it for me.
Don't record strangers and put that shit on the Internet or social media without their consent.
parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.
This is also part of why I'm so loud about homeschool reform, specifically in the USA.
In the US, there is no meaningful legal definition for educational/academic neglect in any of the 50 states or federally. What this means is that a child can be "homeschooled" and exclusively be taught how to cook and clean, reach the age of 18 being unable to read, write, or count, and this alone is not considered neglect. That 18yo, should they even have the knowledge that suing exists, has no legal grounds to sue their parents for denying them an education.
In over 40 US states, a convicted child abuser can homeschool their children. So someone who has done time for child abuse and somehow regains access to their child(ren) can decide upon returning home that they want to "homeschool" their kids. Those children are now locked in a home with their abuser where nobody can see them.
There are no welfare checks.
There are no routine assessments.
There aren't even databases — state or federal — keeping track of how many homeschooled kids there actually are.
Meaning a child can be locked in their home for their entire life with their convicted abuser, learn absolutely nothing, never go to the doctor, and so long as that child is fed, clothed, and the abuse isn't physical or sexual, that child has almost no chance of rescue and no legal ground to seek restitution if/when they escape.
The only way homeschooled children get rescued is if they're beaten, starved, or physically neglected and they're able to get the right person to see that. Otherwise? They have to wait until someone finds out they were murdered as a result of their parents "homeschooling".
And feral homeschool parents love to jump down my throat about this, and then get even more pissed when I tell them I'm a homeschool alumni.
Because I know it's not all homeschoolers. But even one is too many, and the lack of protections should scare everyone. If you're a good homeschool parent, nothing will change. If not, you deserve whatever comes your way as a result of adequate oversight.
Children deserve rights.
the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"
You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.
not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies
I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.
My dad had to be on the way to work every day at 2am until I was in middle school so I only really saw him on weekends when they didn’t have events at church since he was a religious leader so no matter what I wasn’t allowed to bother my dad after 5pm, and usually didn’t see him much before that which is weird because he was suddenly around a lot in middle school and I didn’t really know how to interact with him and tbh still not sure I know how to interact with him in any capacity other than him being my mom’s husband
Like he could be better than my mom but I don’t really know him that well to know since we never talked about emotions growing up, and now I’m an adult
Where anyone else’s dads like that? Any ideas?
Idk let me as his urn
He’s not dead, I just don’t know how to talk to him since I live near him again
au where Jason’s revival is revealed to the rest of the bats because at some point after Damian moves in to the manor Dick and Tim decide to be nosy brothers and go through all his shit while he’s at school, and hidden within the belongings he brought from the league is an old worn notebook lovingly titled by Damian in handwriting that clearly started when he was much younger, ‘the Jason Todd quote book’.
Tim and Dick have to go through the book and come to terms with the fact that not only is Jason alive again, but according to what Damian’s recorded, he’s still a complete fucking idiot.
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Tim: number 71, ‘if you’re gonna sit there and tell me there’s an actual difference between a cucumber and a courgette then i know you’re lying to my face. look at them. both can be used as a dildo. that’s all i need to know, Talia.’
Dick: …there’s no way this is actually our Jason, right?
Tim: number 72, ‘i used to be normal and homeless, but then Batman tried to domesticate me like a cat and he fucked up the process so bad that now i’m in this fuckass cult and there’s a rock in my shoe and one day i’ll kill him for it.’
Dick:
Dick: holy shit that’s our Jason.
Tim: number 73, ‘Ra’s, get your dick out, i wanna see if the pit also made yours bigger or if that’s just a me thing.’
Dick:
Dick: dude how many quotes are in th-
Tim: 631.
Dick:
A writer's relationship with their own work goes: this is genius, this is garbage, this is genius, this is garbage, i should never have been born, okay actually this line is good
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYINGGGGGGGG!!!! Like the last person said, tech bros (and Silicon Valley as a whole) fundamentally reject consent. This is why Microsoft refuses to let you say no permanently and "reminds you in 3 days," this is why AI """"artists"""" keep stealing from artists, this is why websites make you go through 14 menus to turn off tracking cookies.
It all ties back to not respecting others' autonomy and consent, which is part of rape culture.
Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands
Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often
Meets another iseksied person in the far past and beats the shit out of them for participating in the slave trade and eating moldy bread
Gets seen as crazy when I say I’m distilling peppermint oil to banish the miasma but people start asking to have some real quick when the Black Death comes to town and I am unaffected due to my constantly minty fresh house repelling rodents and fleas alike
Or, you know, also keeping cats so they can hunt and kill said rats before they can overpopulate.
And then making penicillin, because it's basically mold.
Cats don’t hunt rats and I don’t know how to make penicillin.
Modern cats don't do it as much because they got churu and a lot of rats are poisoned.
And for the penicillin, we only gotta take The Book with us, and we're good.
You think you have enough time to grab The Book while you’re being sucked into the time wormhole? You fool.
Always have The Book on hand! And memorize it whole! :3
I will not be doing that.
It's digital, don't worry! And I'll be tagging along to help you! :3
Doing all this whilst being a woman and then getting burned at the stake for being a witch.......
Only if you’re in 17th century Scotland.
Or 14th century Ireland, or many parts of Europe. In England they'd just hang/drown/execute you. Either way a woman doing any of those things in medieval times.....wouldn't be seen well (good ol heresy) and would most likely lead to a witch hunt.
What’s your definition of medieval because the Malleus Maleficarum (the book that got people paranoid about witches) wasn’t written until 1486 and 1500 is usually considered the start of the early modern period so there were only about 14 years of overlap there.
That book also took a long time to get the paranoia going properly because a lot of people rightly recognized that the author was full of shit and if people actually listened to the advice in the book that a lot of innocent people would get hurt.
Ireland also had less witch trials than say Scotland or England.
If you’re referring to the unfortunate incident of the Kilkenny trials in 1324, Alice Kyteler wasn’t a healer in the sources I’ve seen. She was a wealthy banker with a suspicious number of husbands.
Can we skip back to bringing a digital copy of a book to a generalized Medieval timeperiod with no way to charge a kindle or other device?
is it true you write inc*st on the side
No, and I’m incredibly offended by the insinuation that I would.
I write incest on main.
I haven't done rent control in a while
I feel it should be said how damaging it is to brush off any type of trauma as "not enough."
There's a popular post about how a person who drowned in 6ft of water is just as dead as someome who drowned in 200ft of water. This is true.
But also you can drown in as little as half a cup of water.
And I think this comes from a deep misunderstanding of how DID forms, what counts as "bad enough" trauma to form a system. I myself have had to unwind whether what I've said I've gone through is real, due to how conflated the idea of trauma is in some people's heads.
A child is not as developed as an adult or a teen. What a child views as "too much" for them to cope with or "no support system" to talk to may be completely different to what an adult thinks. The adult may even think that the child is logically incorrect about these things—but that does not change the response the child has.
This is not an excuse to tell people they should go digging for trauma or to tell them unprompted that what they went through is 100% traumatic. I just wanted to make sure anyone who thinks they could have DID / PSTD / OSDD / C-PTSD (or similar) doesn't brush off things that as an adult they think "weren't so bad."
Because I'm a biologist and a complete freak, I sometimes amuse myself thinking about like a super ultra advanced alien race that 'conquers' our planet, but instead of being all 'War of the Worlds' about it, they aren't even conquering, as far as they're concerned. There are no inteligent life forms on this planet, after all, just little animals, and they're clearly on the endangered species list. A perfect place to study rare wildlife on an untouched planet.
So there's an alien research station in space. Humanity's worst attempts to destroy it amount to a bear turning over the trash can. Aliens occasionally abduct people and return them with a clean bill of health and an ankle bracelet. It takes them forever to figure out those bracelets are screwing with their data because humans who carry them are curve-wreckingly popular.
Disaster strikes somewhere, I dunno, Japan, and there's an uptick in abductions, but of people stuck in collapsed buildings, and yeah the giant octopus tree that looks straight out of Call of Cthulhu is scary but it's also using tech you can't even comprehend to find survivors and teleport them out of the rubble. You see humans with absolutely 100% deadly injuries wisked away and a good number of them even return. There is now a new consent form specifying if rescuers can take you to the aliens, because they will probably try to save you but if they can't your family will never get your body back. You decide if your life or your body is more important.
Little by little, pragmatism wins out. The aliens aren't attacking, but they ARE abducting and doing weird tests. But the survivors mostly return unharmed with a Big Mac in hand and a weird piece of tech. There have been less valid excuses to miss school. The aliens are clearly researching humanity just as much as we are researching them, and until communications are established this status quo isn't the worst.
Ofc, then one of them actually attacks. Knocks the statue of liberty clean off. The military starts to deploy fast, and even wounds the attacker a lot, but before they can shoot the second missle it bounces. And it turns on the shooter. Every military person in the attack dies, suddenly and through means you cannot comprehend. The other aliens whisk the attacking one away. Construction materials appear as if in apology, but that's it.
The attacker was a hooligan who thought destroying wildlife was fun, and ran into something they can't handle. But even if the bear is perfectly within its rights to defend its territory, the ranger will atill have to shoot it to save the stupid brat, and hope the idiot learned their lesson.
But the bear is still dead. And the forest critters who had just started getting used to the ranger are now having second thoughts.
But the abductions continue. There are no hooligans for a while. And what else can you do? This is your home, but if the invaders really want to take it, what can you do?
So you try to stay out of their way, if you are in some serious trouble and your chances are already less than 50/50, maybe you seek them out. Sometimes they help. Sometimes they don't.
And sometimes the abductees catch glimpses of something that looks like it might have been human once, but eyes and skin all wrong, speaking incomprehensibly, and rubbing its head on the alien's 'knees'.
You go home to your dog and try not to think about it.
THE REVIEWS ARE IN!
And now let me bliw your mind: Alien equivalent of Steve Irwin, the one madman brave enough to go bother human wildlife in Australia.
ten-foot octopus tree holding me by the scruff of my neck after plucking me from my car:
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In the manga, Kurutan's excitement was much more low key. She was also giddy thinking more of the money they'd make monopolizing the model as well as the money Ran could make from the potential higher paying work her new body could get her.
The anime meanwhile made her outright THIRSTY for her two GFs and the limitless sex stuff they could now do thanks to the specific body model both her partners had.
It's funny how the anime made the threesome scene more Teen+ over being outright hentai, yet made one of the characters way more of a freak. 😅
Also Canadian Comedian Colin Mochrie and his daughter Kinley!
also david tennant - his family is very private when it comes to photos, but one of his children is nonbinary & he's been extremely vocally supportive
Sade also wrote a song for her son, which is absolutely worth a listen if you want to Cry A Lot