Harrison the Fulgurite

| I am just some random dude with a way too active imagination and enough OCs to populate a small city | He/Him | Aegosexual | Of Adult Age in body, mind still has to catch up | Autistic adult and proud of it | I communicate almost exclusively through reaction images | If you message me, make your purpose for doing so clear, I will stonewall you until you do |

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

[speremint]

don't your catgirl

Y'all can't convince me Valen doesn't have a streak of bastard in her

[bebx]

[identitty-dickruption]

I'm reading a study on how nurses define the term 'drug seeking', and what makes them more likely to put the 'drug-seeker' label on a patient's charts and. well. let me just throw down some quotes

"Needy, unable to cope" (<- you try coping with chronic pain)

"Comfort seeking" (<- you mean.. having a preference for not being in pain.. how criminal)

"Using or trying to obtain drugs on a long-term, chronic base" (<- do you understand what 'chronic pain' means.)

"Asking for pain med then returning to sleep."

"States he’s level 10 pain, but does not appear to be in pain (or ‘5= on appearance)." (<- it is well-known that chronic pain patients tend not to display pain in the same way as acute pain patients)

"Dramatic response to pain" (<- notice how this directly contradicts the comment above. you cannot win)

"Gets IV med, then leaves unit to smoke or walk around" (<- wow requiring medication and then going off to do something you needed pain meds to be able to do is so suspicious)

the article itself put it best when it says: “some comments depict patients trying to apply sound pain management principles, such as continuing to take medication for persistent pain”. no wonder all the other literature on the matter says that women of colour are the most likely group to be labelled drug-seeking. this shit is entirely vibes-based (read: based on the prejudices of nurses and doctors)

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[soft-october-night]

[spiribia]

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

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whatever i guess nobody've read that so imma just drop the screenshots

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

Tags are in.

[moringmark]

[cultofthe-lamb-confessions]

People are too hard on Sariel. If I bagged a giant ethereal winter goddess and she got killed over someone else’s family drama, I would become the Joker. Incredibly understandable crash out.

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[aisatsaa]

looks like the orders got mixed up

[drawnsnake]

Characters who can be drawn as just some facial details + one large black shape

[etirabys]

oh my goodness, one of dian fossey’s first close up observations with gorillas happened when she was trying to climb a tree to see them better, but so badly that by the time she’d gotten up the entire group had come out of hiding to look at her: “Nearly all members of the group had totally exposed themselves, forgetting about hiding coyly behind foliage screens because it was obvious to them that the observer had been distracted by tree-climbing problems, an activity they could understand.”

[argumate]

hello, fellow apes

[spitoutthedaisyhoratio]

The lead up to that sentence is gold:

[consistantly-changing]

[Image transcript: porch. The group had been day-nesting and sunbathing when I contacted them, but upon my approach they nervously retreated to obscure themselves behind thick foliage. Frustrated but determined to see them better, I decided to climb a tree, not one of my better talents. The tree was particularly slithery and, try as I might, no amount of puffing, pulling, gripping, or clawing succeeded in getting me more than a few feet aboveground. Disgustedly, I was about to give up when Sanwekwe came to my aid by giving one mighty boost to my protruding rump; tears were running from his eyes as he was convulsed in silent laughter. I felt as inept as a baby taking its first step. Finally able to grab on to a conveniently placed branch, I hauled myself up into a respectful semislouch position in the tree about twenty feet from the ground. By this time I naturally assumed that the combined noises of panting, cursing, and branch-breaking made during the initial climbing attempts must have frightened the group on to the next mountain. I was amazed to look around and find that the entire group had returned and were sitting like front row spectators at a sideshow. All that was needed to make the image complete were a few gorilla-sized bags of popcorn and some cotton candy! This was the first live audience I had ever had in my life and certainly the least expected.]

[roach-works]

imagine some freakish not-a-human alien THING has shown up out of nowhere and is trying to get into your office building to study you. but it has no idea how to get past a revolving door. it tries for three hours. by the time it finally understands the concept of a revolving door and squeeze into the building everyone in the office is crowded into the lobby to watch and call helpful suggestions. it’s conclusively determined that the alien is definitely not a threat, except maybe to itself.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Addition approved

[penny-anna]

at the dentist

dentist: i'm going to prescribe you antibiotics. you'll take them every 8 hours for 5 days.

me: ok

*later*

dentist, typing up prescription on the puter: so how often are you going to take these?

me: every... 8 hours?

dentist: and for how long?

me: .......5 days?

dentist: good! ^_^

me: ??

[penny-anna]

Friends: I am familiar with the risks of antibiotic resistance; it's actually an issue near and dear to my heart as when my mother had terminal cancer her already difficult life was made still worse by multiple bouts of MRSA. However, I've never had a medical professional start surprise quizzing me on how to take my medication as if I'm a child.

[penny-anna]

He also asked me 2 separate times if I smoke weed

[reasonablywittyatbest]

In his defense I have gotten into the habit of asking customers basic questions twice because they will actually give two different answers and then I need to figure out which is actually true so, my heart goes out to him

[penny-anna]

Dentist: do you smoke weed?

Me:

[reasonablywittyatbest]

I snorted, it's very accurate.

I did actually once have a customer who answered every question with 'yesno' or 'noyes'

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: hey, you think plants have ghosts too? the place is gonna get crowded if so (trying a flat style, it's so HARD not to render!!)

[shencomix]

This was The Boy From Venus #3! Check my page on here for previous entries. ✌️

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[blueskittlesart]

witch hat atelier’s handling of gay representation is arguably just as funny as it is painful because straight out the gate shirahama throws two unmarried men cohabitating and raising multiple children together at you in that special manga way where you can kind of just assume that they’re not officially together purely because it’s not legal in japan. but then in like chapter 50 she introduces two side characters who stare directly into the camera and tell you that gay marriage is legal in zozah so you’re forced to spend the next entire 30-chapter arc wondering what the HELL qifrey’s problem is. and well. then she tells you

[blueskittlesart]

i would like to formally apologize to the many many people this post has apparently convinced to read wha. i did try to warn you

[teathattast]