Harrison the Fulgurite

| I am just some random dude with a way too active imagination and enough OCs to populate a small city | He/Him | Aegosexual | Of Adult Age in body, mind still has to catch up | Autistic adult and proud of it | I communicate almost exclusively through reaction images | If you message me, make your purpose for doing so clear, I will stonewall you until you do |

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: How are the kids handling the farm life?

Bruce: Well-

Tim: Why can the ants fly. Why do they have wings!

Duke: They're everywhere!

Jason: Where is the bug spray!? Where is it?!

Steph: I can't tell the difference between the flying ants and the mosquitos. Its just a cloud of bugs. SOMEONE SEDATE ME.

Bruce: My more city raised kids are having a hard time adjusting.

Danny: Don't worry. One slice of Ma Kent's pie and they'll be settled in no time.

Bruce: I'll take your word for it. How long have you been the Kents' farm hand?

Danny: Oh I'm not. I'm haunting the farm.

Bruce: what?

Danny: *vanishing*

Bruce: What.

Clark: Bruce, stop flirting with the farm ghost. It's time for dinner!

Bruce having forced his kids to spend the summer at Kent Farm to seduce the farm hand: What.

[pheita]

Memo to everybody :

Never be afraid to recycle an idea you had for a WIP you abandoned. Sometimes the idea needs a different set of characters or a different setting.

[indecisive-behaviors]

An addition:

Never be afraid to recycle an idea you had for a project you already completed. Sometimes ideas really are just that good and deserve to be used more than once.

[ngkiscool]

More cake sometimes making the same cake twice.

[light-lost-logs]

THE PANTRY IS NOW COMMENTABLE!

by which i mean i figured out how to turn on comments.

which should? make it easier for people to offer suggestions!

the main pantry sheet is here, but if you have something you want to add there's an editable pantry sheet here. either way, please take a look! my magnum opus can only be completed with your help!

together we can catalogue every type of food in the neath!

[tboy-cock]

trans men with cis boyfriends that are accepting of your transmasculinity i love you. cis men arent inherently bad partners for trans men and there are cis men who are mlm and open to dating trans guys and fully see trans men as men and im happy you found that. can you stop fucking commenting about how much you love your accepting cis boyfriends on posts by other trans men about being t4t or having been abused by cis men in the past though? like no hate its just not the time

[crabussy]

extremely important kid I saw at a supermarket the other day. yes the boots were about that big

[untimelytophat]

reminds of younger looking you based on how you draw yourself sometimes

perhaps a timetraveler or clone?!?!?!?!

[crabussy]

I was doing some similar nonsense when I was that age. yeah. short haired rob jumpscare

[otakujp036]

(XユーザーのAo Choku_さん: 「🥛🐮 https://t.co/Ptm7FAck6D」 / Xから)

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[hollowedskin]

That kitchen is too small to have more than one person doing anything in it! She's right! He's right! Hanging out out of the way is the best way to support your local cooking control freak while they do their thing.

[grimoirenier]

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

[that-house]

Dark Burger King: Home of the Nightmare

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

[sweatermuppet]

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive

[qaivan]

I hate that there's no room for nonbinary people in media. When a character's gender is "ambiguous" (neither seen as masculine nor feminine) and solely referred to with neutral terms such as "they/them" and person, individual, etc, people can't stand that. They can't stand the idea that a nonbinary person wouldn't want to be a boy or girl, isn't a boy or a girl. They have to be a girlthing or a boything (why are all nonbinary people things? Why is it never girlenby or boyenby?), they have to be transfem or transmasc. When they're put into relationships, they have to be either lesbian or gay. Nobody can be cenelian or enbian or diamoric or gai or strayt or trixic or toric. That doesn't exist.

I'm sick of it. I'm sick of seeing nonbinarity be shoved into category after category after category when the whole point of being nonbinary is that we want to opt out.

[angiemelon]

[acerby]

She Just wanted to play with the funny looking car, why is everyone mad at her :(

[yesornopolls]

Do you miss the old internet?

Do you miss the old internet?

Yes

No

I never knew the old internet

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[gaylor-moon]

An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, leaving you with no excuse whatsoever to keep wearing that Hufflepuff scarf, sources have reported.

Jack Harrington, 38, grew up reading the popular children’s stories, and soon developed an intense fascination with the world of the books, including knowing all about the suspiciously depicted money-hungry goblins, and that one time it was revealed that slavery is commonplace and accepted in the wizarding world.

In spite of this, however, Harrington has recently worked to redirect his interest towards media created by someone less troublingly focused on his friends’ genitalia.

“It was hard to do,” Harrington said. “I really love collecting things, and there’s so much merchandise to collect! But once I realised that it’s possible to collect things in a way that doesn’t make it harder for my mates to go for a piss when out and about, it really was a no-brainer.”

At the time of publication, Harrington was marvelling at the sheer amount of fiction available in the world that doesn’t actively contribute to material harm, and questioning whether you specifically really need that copy of Hogwarts Legacy for your PS5.