Harrison the Fulgurite

| I am just some random dude with a way too active imagination and enough OCs to populate a small city | He/Him | Aegosexual | Of Adult Age in body, mind still has to catch up | Autistic adult and proud of it | I communicate almost exclusively through reaction images | If you message me, make your purpose for doing so clear, I will stonewall you until you do |

[mushroom-punk]

my favorite part was when he ate the dungeon

[lesbianmarrow]

it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them

[lesbianmarrow]

this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911

[lesbianmarrow]

everybody STOP making this post about those men on interview with the vampire or any men at all. this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[causedascene81]

[unwontedfemme]

let's not forget her hot wife the rocket scientist

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

reblog to absolutely bap prev to death with your paws

[thegreatyin]

im being fucking obliterated

[genderkoolaid]

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

[genderkoolaid]

some other hits:

Princess: an effeminate and relatively youthful male homosexual or lesbian (1931-4)

Daffodil: effeminate young man (1925)

To throw a fuck into: to have sex with (1919)

Top sergeant: a masculine lesbian (1939) [‘she takes command of the girls’ privates’]

Lily: penis (1919)

Wolf: sexually aggressive man (1847); a homosexual top (1918)

Soul kiss: a deep kiss, involving putting one’s tongue into one’s partner’s mouth (1907)

Tom: a lesbian (1909); [in 'old tom'] prostitute catering to lesbians (1966)

Church mouse: a male homosexual who frequents crowded churches in order to fondle any potential sex partners. (1941)

Discover one's gender: to accept or acknowledge one’s homosexuality (1941) / Lose one's gender: To return to living as a heterosexual

Minty: a masculine lesbian (1941)

Also a lot of early 20th century vulgarity is recorded in Letter from My Father, which is a collection of letters published by a man who's dad was, in short, a major slut and human disaster who wrote about his sex life for his son. It's insane. You can find copies of it online & it's a wild fucking read (literally!) and I think a really interesting look at the life of a person who goes against our stereotypes of what people in the past were "supposed" to be like.

Anyways feel free to add y'all's favs to this post. & if you use this for gay historical fanfic please share with the class

[genderkoolaid]

#OH THIS IS EXTREMELY EXTREMELY HELPFUL#writing#resources#saving for later#maybe i should move my 1920s story from '25 to '27 because..... bro..........

note for writers: these are dated to the first time they were recorded, not necessarily to their first use. I imagine for many of these, they came about naturally through spoken language before they were written down anywhere. This is especially true of more underground slang because it's probably being recorded (in ways we still have) the least. So if you wanna use a term but it's a little off date-wise, give yourself some wiggle room.

also gonna take this moment to highlight two more i found recently:

Best boy: a sweetheart, a boyfriend, a husband. (1893) [w the obvious equivalent term 'best girl']

Honeydripper or honeydrips: a sexual partner (1917)

Like. Honeydripper?????? That's so horny I can't stop thinking about it. We need to bring THAT back

[meshaamem-li]

bad shitpost GO

alternative shitpost GO

[thegreatyin]

finally. quality youtube recommendations.

[thegreatyin]

baby bats running amok btw. if you care.

[thedeafprophet]

tbh i think one thing we really gotta work on is letting marginalized characters experience the full range of fiction while still being able to recognize the distinction of when a story is actually targeting them for being marginalized.

because those are still fundamentaly two different things. a marginalized character being harmed, being a shitty person, being a villain, or experiencing horrific things does not inherently mean the story is doing something bigoted to them. sometimes horrible things just happen to characters because they're in a story where horrible things happen to people.

some people may enjoy cutsey content where nothing bad happens, but thats not really what pushes most stories. you have to be able to let gay characters go through horrific things without it being bury your gays, you have to let women experience horror in horror media without it being targetted female violence, you have to let disabled people be villains without villainizing disability, etc. etc.

because these are things that make interesting and compelling characters and media. context matters so much.

there is a weird form of narrative segregation that can emerge when we're too afraid of these things. the more these characters are not 'allowed' to experience the plot, the furthermore they will be shoved to the side.

[mumblesplash]

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

[sycamorality]

@sp1resong

[lakariancityamusementcenteradult]

In Rocks and Shoals you see Garak is by far the first person to swim to shore (he's already standing and has recovered from any physical exertion while everyone else is still swimming) which makes it clear he must be a very good swimmer.

Anyway I'm imagining him swimming to shore like a dolphin with his arms by his side and his feet together, leaping out of the water for air like

[unamccormack]

So long and thanks for all the sushi

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[touchofhemlocktea]

Danny becoming a god-king is fun and whatever, but Danny doing everything in his power to avoid becoming a god-king is way better.

Danny didn't even want to be a hero. You think he'd be chill with becoming a god. Literally he would fight that tooth and nail.

[thelesbiansocrates]

And as much as I want lesbian representation in film I literally refuse to watch the shit that's coming out because majority of it it is white. Black lesbians deserve to be represented IM ANNOYED

[himuhino]

[thissweetenamor]

[prokopetz]

What gets me about the "it's bad that Deltarune made Undyne a cop" stuff is that, like, she is very much a cop in Undertale, too. That's basically the whole context of your initial confrontation with her. The Deltarune version just hasn't had her "what the fuck am I doing?" moment yet because she's never been called on to do anything more forceful than writing parking tickets.

[prokopetz]

Deltarune Undyne: Literally needs to invent reasons to look busy.

Undertale Undyne: "Hey, go stab this random preteen with a spear."

It turns out one of these situations is more morally clarifying than the other!

[prokopetz]

@nayme3 replied:

the real question is why she takes 4 hours to respond to toriel's call

Like all cops, she suddenly becomes extremely busy the moment responding in a timely fashion would actually help even though she has piss-all to do the rest of the time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I have created a brand new dilapidated building. All is up to code.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Everything in fallout 4 has to be built fitting the historical neighborhood character. The historical neighborhood character in this case being abandoned bombed out skyscraper.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Not to worry my friends.

There is a foundation block.

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."