HAL: Oh, there’s no need to worry. The injection is perfectly safe. HAL: Have I tested it? Of course not, dumbass. You have the honor of being Subject #1. HAL: But that’s fine—I can assure you, my calculations are flawless. HAL: Now hold still.
my non-hs friend saved the 2nd image as an ios sticker and likes to use him from time to time

























