Swizzle Stick in a Martini Glass

[mjalti]

being vulnerable at 3 am is like whatever but being vulnerable at 3 pm is a power move

[gregxb]

[galaxies-of-apple-trees]

Steve Irwin would have been able to lift Mjolnir, reblog if you agree.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

Mr. Brightside

The Killers: Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his-

Parents: *angry collective glare*

The Killers: …chest

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was a revelation i was ill prepared for

[unclefather]

HE WAS GONNA SAY DICK

[island-delver-go]

Here is a picture of a single atom

Zoomed in even further

Source

[scornandivory-deactivated201908]

[iliacl]

PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall

“guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably

breaking free high school musical 

i believe i can fly r kelly 

defying gravity wicked 

wind beneath my wings bette midler 

here comes the sun the beatles 

timber pitbull feat. ke$ha 

drop it like it’s hot snoop dogg feat. pharrell williams 

it’s raining men the weather girls

{ listen }

[thegethwarden-deactivated201503]

this is literally the most hilarious mix i have every seen im crying help

[damespock]

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

[crownedcams]

[seekanewerworld-deactivated2018]

#2017 mood

[anexperimentallife]

[wilsonpatricks-deactivated20191]

You know, out of all of my brother’s friends, you’re my favorite. You’ve always been my favorite.

[tmlinsins]

[bullletproof-love]

do you ever want to check up on someone but it’s just not ur place anymore

[cheekbonered]

“just set a timer for twenty minutes, take a nap!”

yeah but what happens if it takes me a while to get to sleep? what if i need to pee? google says 20 minutes is optimum time for a nap but i don’t think i’ll fall asleep INstantly but if i set it for 30 minutes i might fall asleep quickly and then i’ll be tired for the rest of the day there are too many variables and i am so stressed

[chronyck]

[iansimpson]

[ag0n-deactivated20180224]

On point

[tmlinsins]

[jamescarstairs]

I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS MOMENT

[fallenthroughmusicx]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.