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sweetdivination

IT’S OFFICIALLY SCORPIO SEASON! fuck a skeleton!! be a spooky hoe!!! trust no bitch!!!!

scorpiofactsdaily

The libras have fallen. the scorpios rise again. we cannot be stopped. wreak as much havoc as you can, while you can

internettythings

disneyprinceronweasley

so THIS is why he tried to shake Harry’s hand!

marauders70s

i honestly wish there was just a crack version of all the hp movies and this was the basis of the first plot

iloveluek

famicom

hey guys guess what

sexanax

dont catch feelings you’ll die

sexanax

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

fallinedge

Great idea Liz! Let’s take a look at some headlines

Culprit of the levitating pets found, so your cat can get back on the ground!

Madam Pomfrey welcomes the 100th case of wand-related incidents

Snape starts a dance battle at the ball (and wins)

Ravenclaw tower set on fire

Slytherin wins first quidditch match by setting fire to the opponents brooms

Weasley brothers found sneaking into the forbidden forest with MC

Student finally speaks to Dumbledore after waiting in his office for 8 hours

Slytherins found talking shade with the giant squid

Spiked pumpkin juice intoxicates the whole school

Gryffindors bungee jumped off the astronomy tower

Tonks morphs into professors and gains Hufflepuff 100 points, putting them in the lead

Hufflepuff prefect sent to Azkaban; students throw a party to celebrate

Trevor the toad terrorizes the Ravenclaw common room

McGonagall VS Mrs Norris

Dozens of Ravenclaw students sleep on the stairs because they are denied access to their common room

Spider in the Slytherin common room leads to total chaos

Zonko’s sold out after the first edition of Hogwarts April Fools

Bird animagus student shits on other students

House Elves turn all robes pink for April Fools

Flitwick drops his first mixtape

Hospital Wing is full after a game of Bludger Dodgeball

Feel free to add any more headlines!

ledenicvet

Hope you don’t mind, but I made a frontpage :D

fallinedge

I never knew I needed this visualization until now

#honestly thanks so much #it looks great #hogwarts mystery #hphm

ackermom

julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part

atomicbombing

theocseason4

Legend

lina-kim-is-here

Peak Slytherin is, when you can verbally obliterate your enemy but get anxiety when it comes to ordering food from a complete stranger.

Peak Slytherin is, when you over think something so much you don’t even realise that you are talking out loud until someone stares at you weirdly because you just yelled at thin air to shut the fuck up.

Peak Slytherin is, when you can multitask a thousand things and still fuck up a simple task such as drinking water.

Peak Slytherin is, being so dubious and scientific that you can get all the research done in one night and still not do do it b ed cause you can’t see a good enough reason to do it.

slytherinqueenofhearts

I don’t see a thing to disagree with here.

But the accuracy scares me.

hpmemes

no one asked for this, but here are some of your original harry potter era favs in the hogwarts mystery house slippers™

badjokesbyjeff

Click here for a random joke!

koltonsaurus

Cyclops’ life is a joke to everyone.

badjokesbyjeff

Nah it’s a joke to Nobody

thatll-do

after so many Nobody jokes you’d think he Odyssey it coming

mecasloth

Wow these jokes are Illibad

rossivelour

Give it a little bit. The puns will get better in a Minotaur so.

the-padfoots

Dear Prongs,

No surprise, your and Lily’s son turned out to be the best kid in the world. Not exactly sure how much of a part I had to play in that, but I hope you’re happy and not too deeply regretting making me Harry’s godfather instead of Moony. I’d say I’ll try to keep him out of trouble more, except he does a good job of that himself. He’s a good kid, and a damn good Seeker, too. You’d be proud of Harry, if you were here, Merlin’s Beard you would be proud.

Cheers, Padfoot