screeching

He/they,18, long live our king (and my son) Jeff the land shark <3, I’m simply the worlds worst ecosystem

[falling-face-first-fallon]

Behold birdo

[sphinxofgrease]

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

[futzingbarton]

what

[sphinxofgrease]

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

[futzingbarton]

oh my god

[genderhasnobearingonability-blog]

well wooden shoe look at that

[nerdismyhobby]

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

[housegoblin]

lifes so hard

[ink-the-artist]

irony & sincerity

[falling-face-first-fallon]

Having dogshit self esteem is wild cause what do you mean it has me saying I’m not good enough to work in retail…

[livelovelaugh-777]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Final Round

Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onMay 6

[falling-face-first-fallon]

@coldoddsoup please, I beg of you help me spread my hugh morris agenda

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

[tiddybearcomfortstrap]

Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Just had a fantastic date idea where I (fairly small) dress cute and enlist a tall, white, self-important-looking man to take me to the zoo and his job is to pretend to 'impress' me by loudly telling me wildly incorrect animal facts with apparent full sincerity, within earshot of people who look like they know about animals, while I smile and pretend to believe him.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This activity can also be indulged at art galleries and museums

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[loumandivorce]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[lemonsweet]

Very fascinated by this Walmart shirt. Could they not use the actual phrase or something? It's not even specifying "when you're mean to me" it's just when you're mean in general this particular bunny gets hurt. She carries all suffering. This bunny experiences all evil in the world.

[falling-face-first-fallon]

5am shift at work, I think you mean reading yaoi in a corner till the store opens

[bones-arent-real]

It is genuinely so infuriating that Wikipedia's official policy is to misgender anyone who uses neopronouns

[screenshotsofdespair]

[baddywronglegs]

[pjackk]

[borbsbirbs-squared]

Idk Mg. Jason Todd impregnator either you're famous or I'm a background character in your life (YOUVE APPEARED EVERYWHERE so I just decided to follow you lmao)

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

How do I explain that every single social media I am on, this happens? Sigh... Guess I'm just so darn like-able /j

[falling-face-first-fallon]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,

That’s why I read yaoi on company time